NHL Offseason Thread: Plugged Up Cat Butts and Unknown Russians

[Obsidian]

I'm p sure we're gonna still be bad, just not as bad.

We still got like, no D at all.

Might want to look a little further back before you worry about your defense. You traded away every single goalie capable of not completely blowing a game.

[Deader2818]

They did pick up Robin Lehner and hes not to bad. Chad Johnson is a good back up.

[Sepukku]

Seriously though(Bogosian for over $5mil cap hit a year too until 2020 lmao) You are right fucked lol

33 year old Deryk Engelland for almost quadruple what he should be making (league minimum) through 2017.

[Vaspinne]

33 year old Deryk Engelland for almost quadruple what he should be making (league minimum) through 2017.

22 year old Dougie Hamilton for what he deserves to be making for the next 6 years. Also, 5 of our 6 current D-men had 34+ points last year. In total, 44 D-men had 34+ points last year. So.... more than 10% of that is on our back end. So yeah, I'm fine with Engelland . Not like we're having cap trouble anyway

[Aksannyi]

Izzy you can always support the new women's hockey team that will be in Buffalo, at least you have a significantly better chance of them doing well this year.

[Ratatapa]

Pierre LeBrun ‏@Real_ESPNLeBrun 1 minil y a 1 minute
Ramo will re-sign with the Calgary Flames, source says

[vagus]

Happy Canada day. Respect the maple leaf.

I'd be sad to see Saad go, but it seems Hawks got decent return.

[Cutriss]

From what ive been reading that seems like it might be the case.

I know people in the US see Oxy and think its a joke but apparently its pretty serious in Canada.

That may be a regional thing. I don't think it's a joke, but maybe overblown? Evidently the legislature disagrees though, because here in Mah we have a whole bunch of opioid-abuse legislation and programs going through the pipelines, and on the federal level, Senator Snapping Turtle from the great state of Kentucky is spearheading a bunch of this stuff with a sizable amount of co-sponsors.

[Ratatapa]

Beauchemin 3 years with the AVS

[Ratatapa]

Hey bluefan

gary lawless ‏@garylawless 1 minil y a 1 minute Voir la traduction
and now D Adam Pardy signs a 1-year deal with #nhljets for $1 million #bn #ufa2015

[Wulfgang]

Perds re-sign Ribs at $3.5M AAV over two years; great contract.

[BadKarma]

Perds re-sign Ribs at $3.5M AAV over two years; great contract.

How many nannies can he stick his fingers in with all that money is the real question?



Oilers close to landing Letestu and Sekera. Theyre starting to look like a hockey team and its terrifying

[BadKarma]

Also happy canada day

[Ratatapa]

Also happy canada day

No moose? Fail

[Ratatapa]

Paul Martin with the sharks

[bluefan]

Ehhhhh, Jets signings have been....underwhelming. Oh well, at least he's doing something.

[Wulfgang]

Sekera 6 years / $33M with Oilers

[BadKarma]

Looks like a new GM for the rangers today possibly

[Wulfgang]

Flyers sign Neuvirth
CGY closing in on Frolik
Avs sign Comeau

[Sepukku]

Zzzzzzzz free agency this year