NHL Offseason Thread: Plugged Up Cat Butts and Unknown Russians

[Izzy]

You gotta love Luongo on Twitter

I love this guy.

Also, the offseason sucks.

[bori]

I love this guy.

Also, the offseason sucks.

Amen - everyone is dying to know where Oduya and Franson are going to end up, but it's been dead silent for the past half-week. Boooooooring.

[Cutriss]

In the unlikely event that nobody blinks, the Milwaukee Bucks arena brouhaha might result in the NBA abruptly relocating the team to Seattle or Vegas. If they go to Seattle, a whole lotta pieces suddenly will be thrust into place that will make NHL expansion there much more likely.

[bori]

@StLouisBlues: DONE DEAL! Vladimir Tarasenko has signed an eight-year, $60 million deal. >>> http://t.co/n8FNl3QgHs #stlblues http://t.co/tQg8xBzL1p

[bori]

@StLouisBlues: DONE DEAL! Vladimir Tarasenko has signed an eight-year, $60 million deal. >>> http://t.co/n8FNl3QgHs #stlblues http://t.co/tQg8xBzL1p

What a salary , 7.5 m

[Vaspinne]

Boring??!!?!!?! What are you talking about??!!? Connor McDavid scored 5 goals in yesterday's Oiler rookie inter squad game!!! Are you not entertained????







It has been so dull since July 1st ._.

[Cail]

Williams and Oshie and Kuznetsov OH MY

[Brill Weave]

I'm not sold on Kuznetsov just yet. Imo they just paid for the potential he brings, not so much the production.

[Obsidian]

Amen - everyone is dying to know where Oduya and Franson are going to end up, but it's been dead silent for the past half-week. Boooooooring.

People care about Franson?

[bori]

People care about Franson?

One of the better D in the available candidates Bruins have in their sights.

[Obsidian]

I guess "better" is subjective. I really did not love him in Toronto this year and I don't think he did much better in Smashville after he was traded.

[bori]

It's that or Oduya right now - doesn't seem Shattenkirk is going to be let go. And Blackhawks really want to keep Oduya, but we'll see what happens.

[Obsidian]

Could I interest you in a Jake Gardiner?

[Richybear]

sure, I'll give you a Jultz

[BadKarma]

I have a slightly used Kevin Klein and Dan Girardi available

[Obsidian]

I would take Klein for Gardiner.

I would also accept a bag of no less than eight pucks.

[NynJa]

Offering a david desharnais for some hockey tape, it can be douchebag hockey tape with some design on it too

[Brill Weave]

I love how much you hate Desharnais lol.

[Obsidian]

I feel like I detest Gardiner at least as much as he hates Desharnais.

[Judai]

I'm not sold on Kuznetsov just yet. Imo they just paid for the potential he brings, not so much the production.

they paid him 3m a year for 2 years(the way others worded it it may have seemed like 6m a year but it's 3m a year, 6m total), it's just an cheap bridge to see if he is what he could be.