NHL Offseason Thread: Plugged Up Cat Butts and Unknown Russians

[Ratatapa]

Each fucking thread I go I see nynja or elcura post.

I can't escape from the moronness

[NynJa]

Vos larmes sont delicieux

Doesnt sound the same in french

[Brill Weave]

Each fucking thread I go I see nynja or elcura post.

I can't escape from the moronness

[Bregor]

Each fucking thread I go I see nynja or elcura post.

I can't escape from the moronness

[Wulfgang]

Haha god that Antonio Banderas gif is so good. I could have quoted your post and re-posted the same GIF as my response and it would have been 100% appropriate.

[Cutriss]

Tyler Seguin no longer needs to use drive-thru, will instead have fans pick up dinner for him and bring it to the game.

(this was actually pretty damn cool)

http://www2.tsn.ca/bardown/Story.asp...b%2b&id=557866

[BadKarma]

Whats the scoop on fantasy

[Izzy]

I actually checked that out yesterday too.

Please2lower goalie saves by .1 and wins by 2 or something.

[Aksannyi]

Yes please.

It's a bit early to talk fantasy still, but god, I'm so antsy for the season to start.

[Cutriss]

Blue, I am disappoint.

[Thoronas]

This article by Chicago beat writer has sent speculation into overdrive. Kane is now apparently tradeable since he doesn't fit the Blackhawks image anymore.

http://chicago.suntimes.com/sports/7...g-patrick-kane

[NynJa]

So when Kane legitimately beat up a cab driver because he didnt have the 20 cents change, that wasnt tarnishing the Blackhawks image, but now that he has been accused (not charged) of sexually assaulting a woman, the Hawks image is tarnished? Kobe and the Lakers are doing just fine last I heard

[Aksannyi]

Maybe it's a combination of all of those things.

[Thoronas]

Yeah it was more about the fact that he had his chances and was told to keep his nose clean and now he's back in the news for all the wrong reasons. It's not about the one event but the pattern he's shown.

[Richybear]

Would be funny if he got traded home to Buffalo, then have the 2 Kanes nurture Eichel.
Punch that cabbie for 20 cents
now put it on your back and do push-ups

But if they're gonna make a deal involving Kaner, do it quickly, we've all seen how speculation of "X player is available and should get a couple first rounders, blue-chip prospect and an All star dman in return" *drags out for far too long* *deal finally gets done* *Crosby is dealt for Ville Leino* type move

[Vaspinne]

That's a big contract to trade too. And while I'm sure a ton of teams will happily try and make it work, it's still a $10.5mil cap hit for 8 years.

[NynJa]

Throw him under the bus if he's been charged sure...but right now its an accusation, nothing more. An accusation could be cause he actually did what he's being accused of, or it could just be some girl trying to score in a civil suit.

[Ratatapa]

Shitty MSpaint skills I don't care took me 5min to scrap this

[NynJa]

Each fucking thread I go I see me post.

I can't escape from the moronness

^this

[Bregor]

it could just be some girl trying to score in a civil suit.

HEY I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS HERE