NHL Offseason Thread: Plugged Up Cat Butts and Unknown Russians

[Richybear]

So at lunch I figured I'd look at the Oilers roster - we pretty much know who's gonna make the big club for the most part.
Mostly got checking it out since at some point my Dad will call and make his usual "roster of garden gnomes" comment - but now they only have 3 players < 6'0" so that argument is invalid.
But then I noticed birth dates. Only Andrew Ference is older than me on the entire team.
/oldman >.<

[Ratatapa]

Rata gets a rise out of posting stuff first

i'm still on semi vacation of hockey so

[Sepukku]

Goalie borders on unplayable ... Our team put up 9 on first drop in human goalie I played and just lost 12-8 in a sixes game where all four defenseman thought they were extra forwards ... Early comments indicate the same goalie sentiments

[NynJa]

Goalie borders on unplayable ... Our team put up 9 on first drop in human goalie I played and just lost 12-8 in a sixes game where all four defenseman thought they were extra forwards ... Early comments indicate the same goalie sentiments

Sounds like penguins hockey, i dont see the problem here

[Vaspinne]

Sounds like penguins hockey, i dont see the problem here

http://replygif.net/i/159.gif

Edit: This was the gif I was looking for

[Aksannyi]

That little girl was found dead.

[Richybear]

Was coming here to post that, but.. fuck.

[NynJa]

She was a lil habbite too

[Vaspinne]

That is really sad news

[Ratatapa]

Seems the suspect was friend with her mom.

Time for another classic of " 1 parent lost the care and couldn't deal with it"

[Brill Weave]

heart breaking.

[bori]

Steve Dangle interviews Bergeron about game 7, this is pretty funny!

http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/d...-about-game-7/

[Sepukku]

Seems the suspect was friend with her mom.

Time for another classic of " 1 parent lost the care and couldn't deal with it"

Men have an equal right to time with their children despite what bias courts tend to rule

[vagus]

PK doing something for the kids! Announcement coming soon.

[bori]

Props to the man! That is a lot of $$$.

http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/eye-on-...drens-hospital

[Aksannyi]

Seems the suspect was friend with her mom.

Time for another classic of " 1 parent lost the care and couldn't deal with it"

That's a pretty big leap to say that just because she allegedly knew the guy that she had any sort of hand in it. A lot of crimes (I don't have exact statistics) are committed by someone close to the victim. I certainly don't know the details of the case or what's happening, but knowing someone isn't a strong enough correlation to involvement in the commission of a crime. If it was, a lot of us would probably have some criminal charges we didn't earn ourselves.

[Bregor]

no

hackey plz

[Aksannyi]

Calling Rata out on his stupidity is a part of hockey though.

[Cail]

Make it stop

[Vaspinne]

The Patrick Kane stuff is semi-hockey related given that he's a hockey player. The news about the amber alert has zero relation to hockey, and as sad as it is, I agree, let's avoid any and all poop-deckery.

In hockey related news.... there isn't much. Training camps start on Friday?