2015 NBA Draft/Off-Season Thread: Deal With It, Tyven

[kisada]

all i know is chandler parsons came with the airplane emoji then blake griffin came with the airplane, helicopter, car emoji, then jj redick was "mobilized" and then chris paul tweeted a banana and boat emoji which is the best tweet of all time. god damn the NBA is the best

BRUH YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

CP3 BANANA BOAT ONLY CAME AFTER THIS TWEET


@ZachLowe_NBA 3h3 hours ago
CHRIS SAVED A SPOT FOR YOU ON THE BANANA BOAT, DEANDRE!!!

TWITTER THE FUCKIN BEST

[kisada]

@rudygobert27
Paul Pierce just tweeted with his Game Boy color lol

NBA SO AMAZING

[tyven]

warriors just tweeted a trophy. cavs came with kermit tea

THIS SHIT IS TOO REAL

[tyven]

man this is insane

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So far, Clippers able to keep everyone else out of house, including Cuban, agents. Everyone. They're in four-corners until midnight Eastern.

[kisada]

it's like

they are defending against a fucking zombie invasion

[kisada]

@ZachLowe_NBA 14m14 minutes ago
Do not answer the door for a "pizza delivery," DeAndre.

[Headspace]

Jordan returning to Clips

[tyven]

you guys https://twitter.com/blakegriffin32/s...60135050825729

for those too lazy to click

Blake GriffinVerified account
‏@blakegriffin32
Don't agree with the furniture layout but I'm not an interior designer.

[kisada]

super troll

this season gonna be so exciting

gonna be the most hated just cause of blake and dj alone. then you add paul pierce and lance lance revolution? i can't even

[Headspace]

you guys https://twitter.com/blakegriffin32/s...60135050825729

for those too lazy to click

https://twitter.com/fansince09/statu...65475259609088

[tyven]

https://twitter.com/fansince09/statu...65475259609088

oh god lol

[Dimmauk]

As a Spurs fan, I wanted Jordan to go to the Mavs because it weakens the Clips and the Mavs will still suck. But as a NBA fan, Jordan staying with the Clips is awesome just to see Cuban crying about. Dude is about to hit NL levels of crying.

[tyven]

super troll

this season gonna be so exciting

gonna be the most hated just cause of blake and dj alone. then you add paul pierce and lance lance revolution? i can't even

adding two villains to a team full of them and then hi-jacking a "done deal" to bring back your third best player. god i love this team. idk how anyone could cheer against them. I will only cheer against them when they are facing Bron in finals

[Iono]

Yeah its best to just keep using this thread until the new season starts. The NBA offseason is usually boring. There are no deflated balls, wife beaters, murderers. Only thing NBAers do is take pics of their dicks.

[Dimmauk]

[Vaspinne]

I dunno if we can imbed mp4's yet, so I'll just post the URL

https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CJcNoCoUsAAdxO6.mp4

[Cail]

You're welcome

[tyven]

Lol at one point yesterday I was like "what if this is only happening because Cail made a thread?!?!"

[Cail]

I made to spite you lol

[Krandor]

I like to imagine that they were all sitting around playing something like Yu-Gi-Oh or Pokémon