2015-16 NFL Preseason Thread

[Dimmauk]

The old cry and complain about it till you get your way tactic only works with children.
Sure everyone is tired of hearing about it, and tired of NL posting about it, but it doesn't change FUCK TOM.

[NinjaLotter]

Or, it means he, like everyone else (except seemingly you) has arrived at the same point:

Yeah. Everyone wanted to ruin the 4th Superbowl win for Tom and a Superbowl offseason for Patriot fans, but now that their precious next season is here, they want to just move on after 6 months of reckless mud slinging. Too bad because that's not going to happen now.

Defamation suit coming after the appeal is done.

Fall in love all over again because your Frankenstein isn't going anywhere for awhile.

[NinjaLotter]

The old cry and complain about it till you get your way tactic only works with children.

Hilarious coming from the `cheating cheating cheatriots*` brigade that cried about magic footballs for months in a 45-7 ass whomping

[Serra]

Defamation suit coming after the appeal is done.

Is Bardy going for four cases thrown out for Spoliation of Evidence!? Quick, what are two more he can file??

[Cutriss]

Cail, can you please start posting some depressing shitty truths about New Orleans again? I need something to care about.

[Gadritan]

Nice to see NO back in form. ATL is the only team I see competing with CAR for the division this year.

[Krandor]

As does mine, good job Swiftkey

[Cail]

In fuck tom related news, Eli Manning seeking to become the highest paid player in his next contract, per NFL Network

[Abandon]

even as a giants fan, lol

[Arkanna]

Maybe i'm the best quarterback in the NFL?

I'm the best quarterback in the NFL.

http://realredskins.com/2015/08/18/r...-over-the-top/

[Cutriss]

The 7torm's here.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-su...ers-1724542048

[Krandor]

San Francisco, as it stands now, is no longer a living American Metropolis. Instead, the entire city has been converted into a giant Airbnb rental for tourists and rich foreigners. No one actually LIVES in San Francisco. Don’t be silly. Living on a space station is more feasible for the average American. You wouldn’t actually want to live there anyway. The only people walking around town now are selfish, tech-speak mandroids, each one with the explicit life goal of ascending Amazon’s hallowed Ladder of Triumph.

This is so accurate it's scary

[archibaldcrane]

Isn't Amazon based in Seattle?

[Buffy]

Pretty spread out. Original office is in Seattle and there are something like 4,500 openings there. But there are major offices in New York, DC, and apparently San Francisco.

[Krandor]

Yes but when you're that connected you can suck dick remotely.

[Cutriss]

Pretty spread out. Original office is in Seattle and there are something like 4,500 openings there. But there are major offices in New York, DC, and apparently San Francisco.

And Boston, the Amazon Robotics facility is a few miles from my house.

[Cail]

Jerome Simpson suspended 6 games (reduced from 10)

[NinjaLotter]

Is Bardy going for four cases thrown out for Spoliation of Evidence!? Quick, what are two more he can file??

wat

[NinjaLotter]

In fuck tom related news, Eli Manning seeking to become the highest paid player in his next contract, per NFL Network

Eli Manning = biggest troll in NFL history.

GOAT troll

[Cail]

Jets are signing Matt Flynn