2015-16 NFL Preseason Thread

[Roranora]

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-su...ans-1724117994

Your quarterback: J.J. Watt. Wait, it’s not? Well, that’s a waste. Anyway, the Texans won themselves the Brian Hoyer Sweepstakes and are now the proud owners of a failed Browns QB who had a TD:INT ratio of 1:8 in his final four starts. Christ. Hoyer will be competing with pituitary disorder victim Ryan Mallett for the starting job. Looking forward to the day Houston trades for Jimmy Garoppolo and Matt Cassel so that all four failed Tom Brady backups can be housed under a single roof. ONE OF THEM MUST HAVE GOTTEN SOME BRADY ON HIM COME ON GUYS.

R-O-F-L

Here's his upper deck throw

[Cail]

LeSean McCoy has a strained hamstring. Severity not known yet

[Cail]

huge fight at the rams-Cowboys joint practice today. video I watched is now not available

[AidenCarby]

Shocking

[Cleverness]

In fuck tom related news, Eli Manning seeking to become the highest paid player in his next contract, per NFL Network

I mean Eli is going to get paid despite his recent stats, just because of A) 2 rings, B) he's a consistent starter and hasn't missed a game in forever and most importantly C) unless they can trade for an equivalent or better QB trying to draft one is never safe. Best bet would be to eat the money now and either have him groom Nassib or draft someone else to put behind him to learn.

At least he's not dumb enough to blow his fingers off with fireworks.

[Tarage]

Jerome Simpson suspended 6 games (reduced from 10)

Do the 49ers even have a team anymore? Jesus. What a two year implosion...

[Serra]

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is open to accepting some form of suspension, but only if it can be for failing to cooperate with the NFL rather than admitting to the Wells report findings, league sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter on Wednesday.

http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/...visions-source

[tyven]

Kelvin Benjamin just carted off field. Went down making a cut

[Cutriss]

http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/...visions-source

Seems that's the specific sticking point the NFL has though, so I doubt that will happen. They specifically said they wanted him to admit to the findings.

[Xajii]

Kelvin Benjamin just carted off field. Went down making a cut

Everything I am hearing about this sounds really bad

- No contact on the play
- Both teams crowded around him on the field
- Couldn't put any weight on it at all

[tyven]

yea there is video of the play he was just trying to make a cut and went down clutching his knee. teammates looked defeated as hell the second it happened

[Mertron]

lesean mccoy hamstring injury, out until week 1. no problem, hamstring injuries definitely don't linger

in more humorous news, some Twitter things reporting the bills are discussing bringing in ray rice

SCHIANO MEN!

[Cail]

Kelvin Benjamin just carted off field. Went down making a cut

Fuck my life

[tyven]

Fuck my life

they are calling it a sprain but hasnt had MRI yet.

[Cail]

they are calling it a sprain but hasnt had MRI yet.

Just came to post that

[tyven]

POST DEEZ

[tyven]

oh yea i got dez in a league this year so i am super stoked to be called the Molezter Militia and also use Jared as my logo. Wow I've got this thing covered.

[Cail]

Hahahaha that's fantastic. also, your boy gonna send out invites or what? need to get a date set!

[Anoat]

Kelvin noooooo

[Gadritan]

Kelvin Benjamin just carted off field. Went down making a cut

Funchess pulled his hamstring 20min after that.

Hope Benji's isn't too serious. CAR offense was looking like a force to be reckoned with. At least they still have, uh, ummmm, Tedd Ginn?