2015-16 NFL Preseason Thread

[Tyche]

Pats / Eagles Superbowl

Well, if B4rdy learns to throw a football this season, they might make it far enough to get housed by Baltimore.

[NinjaLotter]

Yeah. Breaking records left and right held by HoFers while taking a garbage team to consecutive division titles in a division in which it's unprecedented with one of if not the worst Oline in the league and no real WRs beyond an over the hill speed guy followed by a rookie for his number ones is definitely "going nowhere."

/takesabreath.

I'd blame your opinion on the media, but even they came around.

Lol division titles.

[Churchill]

NFC South Division titles*

[AidenCarby]

Well, if B4rdy learns to throw a football this season, they might make it far enough to get housed by Baltimore.

The irony, lol.

[Mertron]

I guess it depends on how much you value Winston on whether or not Cam is #3 or #4.

im taking cam higher because of combination of performance and age. have fun with drew and matty 2points

[NinjaLotter]

when they have to do the patriots article, what emails will they run? im not sure there are self-loathing pats fans

Red Sox first fans who watch football when baseball is over.

[NinjaLotter]

Well, if B4rdy learns to throw a football this season, they might make it far enough to get housed by Baltimore.

That was funny last season when you said the Ravens would knock the Patriots out of the playoffs, then Tom Brady became the first and only QB to ever comeback from two 14 point deficits in a playoff game.

Keep the dream alive, bro.

[Dimmauk]

Red Sox first fans who watch football when baseball is over.

Baseball is already over for the Red Sox.

[NinjaLotter]

Baseball is already over for the Red Sox.

They still watch every game. It's embarrassing. The Red Sox are embarrassing. Only the Red Sox can get away with having a beloved and legitimately proud tradition of abject fucking failure.

[Tyche]

Don't they have the same amount of titles as the patriots over the, like, past 50 or 75 years?

[AidenCarby]

Still more than the Dolphins but that's neither here nor there.

[NinjaLotter]

Marvin Lewis must get no sleep. His job security is reliant on Andy Dalton winning something.

The wife is probably buying all sorts of expensive shit all the time, and he's taking meds just to drop a proper deuce in the morning, all stressed the fuck out looking over mortgage figures.

[NinjaLotter]

Oh man. Dalton.

[Bregor]

Only the Red Sox can get away with having a beloved and legitimately proud tradition of abject fucking failure.

THEO's the shit though, bout to win the Cubs a WS in the next two or three years.

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[AidenCarby]

Oh man. Dalton.

Obligatory:

[Cail]

forgot about that lol

[Krandor]

The Sex Cannon is currently in Atlanta taking a physical.

[Mertron]

apparently steelers bringing in mike vick for a workout

[archibaldcrane]

I forgot he wasn't on a team.

[Cutriss]

I forgot he wasn't on a team.

He only had a 1-year contract, and then he was unleashed.