2015-16 NFL Preseason Thread

[Serra]

Sounds like Orlando Scandrick tore his ACL today

How many is that now?

[Krandor]

This is missing Scandrick and Kona Schwenke but...

[Cail]

SEXY REXY IS BACK

Too bad it's with the Falcons

[tyven]

maybe julio jones can finally produce

[Adajer]

loooool. didnt know jordy nelson tore dat ACL.

excellent

[Krandor]

This fin guy

[Krandor]

Also nevar 4get

Is that Berrian? I think he’s triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I’m throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I’m fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That’s gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You’re a pussy. This ain’t John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy’s got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I’m throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we’re talking about here. We’re talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am.

[Cail]

10/10, would read again

[Mertron]

omg the mike vick hate/ben rapistberger love on Facebook/Twitter is fucking hilarious right now. Pitt fans going full BEN WAS NEVER CONVICTED OF ANYTHING GET YER FACTS STRAIGHT

[Moss]

SEXY REXY IS BACK

Too bad it's with the Falcons

prepare to meet your doom

[Cail]

omg the mike vick hate/ben rapistberger love on Facebook/Twitter is fucking hilarious right now. Pitt fans going full BEN WAS NEVER CONVICTED OF ANYTHING GET YER FACTS STRAIGHT

Yea, its pretty great

[NinjaLotter]

did you just put clutch proven in the same sentence as amendola???? rofl

You miss last season bro?

[Arvin]

I'll give you the other players last season, but Amendola was horrible

[AidenCarby]

Caught the TD from Edelman in the Ravens game, found that to be pretty clutch tbh.

[Cail]

Junior Gallette with the injury of the off-season. torn ACL

[NinjaLotter]

Caught a big one for a TD in the Super Bowl too, also had great circus catches on the regular season, like the one against the Jets

[6souls]

http://www.mprnews.org/story/2015/08...tadium-workers

New Vikings stadium claimed it's first victim. Roofer, 50ft drop onto a gutter system. 1 more worker is in serious condition. First it went over budget, now it's begun murdering.

[Krandor]

Junior Gallette with the injury of the off-season. torn ACL

#26, just about halfway to a full roster

Edit nvm it's an Achilles injury apparently

[Marootsoobutsu]

http://www.mprnews.org/story/2015/08...tadium-workers

New Vikings stadium claimed it's first victim. Roofer, 50ft drop onto a gutter system. 1 more worker is in serious condition. First it went over budget, now it's begun murdering.

It's the new Kingdome! Approved budged of $40M, cost $67M, and several-- I can't remember how many-- died in it's construction. To say nothing of the deaths that happened with its horribly shoddy maintenance. It was demolished 15 years ago; we just finished paying off the last of its debts this year.


Now you get the Curse of the Kingdome. That's your punishment for taking the Pilots. Or something.

[NinjaLotter]

Because Jets QB
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