2015-16 NFL Preseason Thread

[Tyche]

No one has ever compared QB H2H records. This is all totally new.

[Cail]

Matt Barkley to the Cardinals for a 7th

[Cail]

Falcons cut Sexy Rexy

This is pretty much the worst day ever

[Tyche]

Tim tebow is making a fucking roster. Holy. Shit.

[AidenCarby]

Eagles to the bowl

[tyven]

hope dockett goes back to arizona where he belongs

[Mertron]

I GOT TEBOW HE SHATTERED THE MOLD

[Mertron]

I can see it now. 4th quarter of the Super Bowl. Eagles down 6. About to run onto the field, Sam Bradford's knee finally gives out; as he falls to the ground his helmet makes direct contact with Sanchez's knee, causing Sanchez's knee to buckle, tearing his ACL. Reluctantly, Kelly nods at Tebow.

Tebow drives the Eagles down the field, ball on the 2 yard line. :02 on the clock. Eagles run that stupid bootleg pass option to the TE every team runs and never works. Tebow shakes a defender, spins, and dives toward the end zone with the ball stretched out, just crossing the goal line. Touchdown Eagles. Tebow drops to a knee, arms raised.

Parkey misses the extra point. Eagles lose in overtime.

[Sepukku]

I can see it now. 4th quarter of the Super Bowl. Eagles down 6. About to run onto the field, Sam Bradford's knee finally gives out; as he falls to the ground his helmet makes direct contact with Sanchez's knee, causing Sanchez's knee to buckle, tearing his ACL. Reluctantly, Kelly nods at Tebow.

Tebow drives the Eagles down the field, ball on the 2 yard line. :02 on the clock. Eagles run that stupid bootleg pass option to the TE every team runs and never works. Tebow shakes a defender, spins, and dives toward the end zone with the ball stretched out, just crossing the goal line. Touchdown Eagles. Tebow drops to a knee, arms raised.

Parkey misses the extra point. Eagles lose in overtime.

You forgot to evoke the parts where Tebow descends from heaven and re-ascends into heaven once more three days after the Super Bowl win and championship parade

[Mertron]

Honestly I actually forgot the part where Tebow is flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct for a religious celebration on the field. Parkey would've missed it anyway, though.

[NinjaLotter]

I can see it now. 4th quarter of the Super Bowl. Eagles down 6. About to run onto the field, Sam Bradford's knee finally gives out; as he falls to the ground his helmet makes direct contact with Sanchez's knee, causing Sanchez's knee to buckle, tearing his ACL. Reluctantly, Kelly nods at Tebow.

Tebow drives the Eagles down the field, ball on the 2 yard line. :02 on the clock. Eagles run that stupid bootleg pass option to the TE every team runs and never works. Tebow shakes a defender, spins, and dives toward the end zone with the ball stretched out, just crossing the goal line. Touchdown Eagles. Tebow drops to a knee, arms raised.

Parkey misses the extra point. Eagles lose in overtime.

The Denver fan tears would be glorious while it lasted

[Cail]

Fred Jackson to the Seahawks for 1 year

[Krandor]

Tim tebow is making a fucking roster. Holy. Shit.

And thank you reddit for the glorious avatar.

[Serra]

Anyone else feel like the non--directtv having Andreww Luck is more realistic?

[Anoat]

hope dockett goes back to arizona where he belongs

Dockett is one of the few athletes worth following on Twitter. Dude is fucking hilarious.

And personally I prefer the petite Randy Moss commercial. I just love Randy's West Virginia country bumpkin accent.

[Mertron]

i smile every time petite moss puts his feet on the table

[Cail]

Seahawks cutting Robert Turbin

[fstfrk13]

You forgot to evoke the parts where Tebow descends from heaven and re-ascends into heaven once more three days after the Super Bowl win and championship parade

He speaketh and it happens. God's warrior has returned to the battlefield.

[Mertron]

I'm seeing a lot of Twitter action that Tebow is actually going to be cut and they're looking to add a qb elsewhere. stay tuned I guess

or dont

[Anoat]

If Tebow gets cut and UF loses their opener it will make my day pretty good.