Borderlands (August 9, 2024)

**Rhyis.** · 2024-02-20 12:25

also i'm assuming tits mcgee, aka moxxi, is gonna be in this. who's boobs are they using

**Qalbert** · 2024-02-20 12:48

https://twitter.com/GearboxOfficial/...92815709221239

**Odesseiron** · 2024-02-20 12:57

This is gonna be so bad lmao

**Anoat** · 2024-02-20 12:59

Originally Posted by Rhyis.

also i'm assuming tits mcgee, aka moxxi, is gonna be in this. who's boobs are they using

Original casting news was Gina Gershon as Moxxie but idk if she stayed on the project

**Rhyis.** · 2024-02-20 13:07

i'll always remember her for that lesbian movie she did with jennifer tilly. fantastic stuff for a young lad

**Rhyis.** · 2024-02-20 13:09

actually jennifer tilly 30 years ago was basically mad moxxi now that i think about it

**Andalusian girls** · 2024-02-20 14:45

Originally Posted by Odesseiron

This is gonna be so bad lmao

Eli Roth coupled with Borderlands humor ensures this will be the worst thing ever put to celluloid

**Anoat** · 2024-02-20 16:28

Originally Posted by Andalusian girls

Eli Roth coupled with Borderlands humor ensures this will be the worst thing ever put to celluloid

The worst thing ever put to cellulite was me on ur mom

GOTTEM

**Karbuncle** · 2024-02-20 17:37

I don't know about anything else but I feel like Kevin Heart was a miscast. Roland is probably the one straight-man in the game and them casting goofy mcDoofus makes me believe they've got no clue what this game is about other than "haha memes". Which granted, is like, 98% accurate, but still.

Also I can't shake Grandma Lilith there looking weirdly aged compared to the rest of the Vault Hunters. Granted Cate Blanchett is fucking superb but I feel like she was cast 20 years too late to fit Lilith. Then again Moxxi is cast by a 61 year old so maybe Tiny Tina never grew up and Roland didn't die in Borderlands 2 and this takes place like 30 years later.

Ah well, I'm sure critics will bomb it but I'm interested in seeing how fans of Borderlands take it.

Edit: At least Hammerlock is British still?

**chazzyphizzle** · 2024-02-20 17:40

this will absolutely not break that curse, this movie will be madame web levels of bad

**Karbuncle** · 2024-02-20 17:48

Originally Posted by chazzyphizzle

this will absolutely not break that curse, this movie will be madame web levels of bad

Yah, I don't think any amount of hopium from me is going to change this trainwreck.

**Takiwaki** · 2024-02-20 18:51

Originally Posted by chazzyphizzle

this will absolutely not break that curse, this movie will be madame web levels of bad

I think they purposely waited until Madame Web released so it will look good in comparison

**Guitarman** · 2024-02-20 19:25

Roland should've been Idris Elba...Roland is the straight man of the crew, I can't see Kevin Hart playing anything but Kevin Hart.

Cate is a certified GOAT and I absolutely crush over that woman, but she's definitely too old for this role. No Mordecai or Brick is a head scratcher too. Movie is going to be in the Walmart $5 bin in a year.

Edit: I will say it is giving me the itch to play BL2 again. Anyone play the Tiny Tina game that came out a while ago? Any good?

**Koul** · 2024-02-20 19:38

Originally Posted by Guitarman

Edit: I will say it is giving me the itch to play BL2 again. Anyone play the Tiny Tina game that came out a while ago? Any good?

It was a free download on PS plus if you got it. I could only stomach about 20min. though because Tiny Tina is just tryhard at this point, the gameplay felt stale and Wanda Sykes voices a character and her voice is like nails on a chalkboard for me

**Guitarman** · 2024-02-20 20:02

Originally Posted by Koul

It was a free download on PS plus if you got it. I could only stomach about 20min. though because Tiny Tina is just tryhard at this point, the gameplay felt stale and Wanda Sykes voices a character and her voice is like nails on a chalkboard for me

Yeah alright thats enough to keep me away. I'll stick to Tiny and Torgue in 2 then. Thanks.

**NotGreyheim** · 2024-02-21 00:49

Originally Posted by Rhyis.

also i'm assuming tits mcgee, aka moxxi, is gonna be in this. who's boobs are they using

If this movie looked even remotely decent, I feel like either Christina Hendricks or Alexandra Daddario as Moxxi would be pretty solid casting. Hendricks moreso. But with what we're getting, I'm sure it'll be disappointing.

**Karbuncle** · 2024-02-21 01:08

Unless google is lying to me we already know whos playing Moxxie, its Gina Gershon, thats why my comment above mentioned her being 61. Feels like they're digging every 50+ year old Actress out of retirement for this.

**6souls** · 2024-02-21 10:53

Character posters

Spoiler: show

**chazzyphizzle** · 2024-02-21 11:04

i like jamie lee curtis a lot and thought she wasnt really a bad choice for tannis but holy fuck she looks so stupid lol

**6souls** · 2024-02-21 12:42

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