Pharmaceuticals only have your best interests at heart

**Fiye** · 2017-08-04 17:26

I bet you get just get slapped with a fine. Little to no jail time.

**Talint** · 2017-08-04 18:51

If the justice was real, he'd do 20 years in a federal pound-him-in-the-ass prison.

**tyven** · 2017-08-16 11:40

I imagine most of us could use a good laugh and these transcripts from the Jury selection really fucking deliver.

quick sample

the court: Well, I’m going to excuse you. Juror Number 144, tell us what you have heard.

juror no. 144: I heard through the news of how the defendant changed the price of a pill by up-selling it. I heard he bought an album from the Wu-Tang Clan for a million dollars.

the court: The question is, have you heard anything that would affect your ability to decide this case with an open mind. Can you do that?

juror no. 144: I don’t think I can because he kind of looks like a dick.

the court: You are Juror Number 144 and we will excuse you. Come forward, Juror Number 155.

Enjoy https://harpers.org/archive/2017/09/public-enemy/

**TsingTao** · 2017-08-16 11:47

I enjoyed!

My favorite: Juror no. 10: The only thing I’d be impartial about is what prison this guy goes to.

**Waraji** · 2017-08-16 12:17

Originally Posted by TsingTao

I enjoyed!

My favorite: Juror no. 10: The only thing I’d be impartial about is what prison this guy goes to.

Can't dismiss:
juror no. 59: And he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan.

**TsingTao** · 2017-08-16 12:20

A very close second, voting was tight.

**Gredival** · 2017-09-13 20:25

Bail revoked after he offers $5000 for a hair from Hillary Clinton with follicle intact.

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-f...913-story.html

I'll let this courtroom sketch express my feelings

**archibaldcrane** · 2017-09-13 20:35

What exactly was the point of his "get me a Hillary hair" stunt anyway? Was he trying to disprove some sort of parentage or something?

**Gredival** · 2017-09-13 20:45

I think he wanted to run it through AncestryDNA but then he backed off and claimed satirical stunt.

**Day** · 2017-09-13 20:55

He wanted to prove she was a lizard

**Deftscythe** · 2017-09-14 01:48

He wanted to check it against evidence found at the scene of Seth Rich's murder.

**Day** · 2017-09-14 07:12

No... it was the lizard thing

**Thunder** · 2017-09-14 07:19

no

between dead aids babies, unreleased wu tang clan album, and the collective tears he's aggregated he was very close to completing the ritual for lichdom

but there can only be one, and hillary wont go down so easily

**6souls** · 2017-12-04 14:00

CVS to buy insurance provider Aetna for $69B
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2017/1...lion-aetna-bid

**Day** · 2017-12-04 14:09

Sweeeet CVS Health now will be the Insurer, PBM, and Pharmacy, all they need is doctors office in there. Surely this will be great for consumers and not just profits.

Vertical Integration.

**archibaldcrane** · 2017-12-04 14:14

They do have those awesome "minute clinics" - all you really need 99% of the time is a nurse practitioner anyways.

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**Day** · 2017-12-04 14:15

Originally Posted by archibaldcrane

They do have those awesome "minute clinics" - all you really need 99% of the time is a nurse practitioner anyways.

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Sweet jesus

**archibaldcrane** · 2017-12-04 14:21

Step up your CVS consolidation trivia game son

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**Dimmauk** · 2017-12-04 14:26

Something about getting healthcare at Consumer Value Store doesn't seem right.

**Byrthnoth** · 2017-12-04 15:07

CVS is supposedly terrible to their pharmacists.

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