Why Vanille is the best female character

[Tyrath]

The whole FFVII story falls apart when you realize Tifa could've prevented everything by telling Cloud he was batshit crazy from the get go.

The scene after the opening bombing mission. She asks him about their childhood. It's like wtf bitch TALK.

[Elcura]

The whole FFVII story falls apart when you realize Tifa could've prevented everything by telling Cloud he was batshit crazy from the get go.

@Kalm explaining Nibelheim incident:
Cloud: Let me tell you guys a story...
*long ass cutscene over*
Tifa: WTF is this nigga talking about? Shit didn't happen like that all!

Cloud was only useful provided he thought he was a badass. In that sense, her not telling him shit was effective and hilarious.

[Lucavi]

I'm partial to green biker dude. Some gave some, others gave all. RIP

I'm late to this, but RIP Green Biker Dude. The man was steady at the wheel until the very end.

[Madeline]

i have come to say your waifu a shit

good day

[Zieara]

Read the whole thing. I don't recommend it.

[Insanecyclone]

Ashe rymes with Ass right? Okay, cool. Ashe is best grill.

[Prothescar]

I hope this was just satire born of a slow day at work or something

and just to poke holes in this anyway: everyone fucking knows that the best female character is Meg Ryan from FFX

[BWYuko]

Meg Ryan has been in every FF game. True story.

[Zetanio]

I like the one where she fakes an orgasm at Katz's Deli.

[Charismatic]

Have I really been gone long enough for things to get this bad around here?

Also...

Queen > Vanille.

...this guy knows.

[AoE]

This is the best topic to happen to BG in months.

[Insanecyclone]

Have I really been gone long enough for things to get this bad around here?

Also...


...this guy knows.

Because she's a Queen right?

[Charismatic]

Not a queen. The Queen.
Best girl confirmed right in the name.

[ronin sparthos]

I really want whatever fucking ADHD Autism medication the OP was on though because holy shit even I can't read that and I read aloud XI/XIV fan fiction for the pure cringe of it

But have you wanked it to FFXI hentai.

[ronin sparthos]

The whole FFVII story falls apart when you realize Tifa could've prevented everything by telling Cloud he was batshit crazy from the get go.

@Kalm explaining Nibelheim incident:
Cloud: Let me tell you guys a story...
*long ass cutscene over*
Tifa: WTF is this nigga talking about? Shit didn't happen like that all!

Cloud Strife: Stolen Valor

[Rocl]

But have you wanked it to FFXI hentai.

i can't say that i have

[Charismatic]

You ain't livin' til you've yanked your chain to Raogrimm having sex with Cornelia's nipples.
That's right, her nipples. Using them as a hole man.

Push it to the limit.

...or pull it, whatever.

[Insanecyclone]

Kuroshiki is still the holy grail of mithra stuff

[Charismatic]

Sorry but anyone who played or likes Mithra needs to be gassed.
I'd exclude Gulk but its not like he wants to live in a world without a catgirl harem anyway.

[BerenTebogo]

I like that he dropped this post bomb and hasn't returned. Maybe he was in the middle of a serious bender.

The entire OP screams "I doubled up on my adderall today and happened to be looking at my video game collection when that shit kicked in."