Why Vanille is the best female character

**Ksandra** · 2015-10-12 19:13

Originally Posted by Ratatapa

Yuna is the best, she's probably the only one, who actually got fucked during her journey

I just went to get an image of tifa and cloud under the highwind and came across what is probably the OP on Gamefaqs:

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/19734...y-vii/63420582

I hate it when people interpret that one scene, saying they had sex. they didnt.

1. If they had sex, why didnt they have babies? Also, dont say condoms due to the fact that condoms dont exist in the FF world and because cloud doesnt carry condoms even if they did.
2. the terrain was rocky and mountainous, making sex inappropriate and uncomfortable
3.cloud was in love with Aerith, who he knows always watches him, even after her death. Remember, he knew that she did not go to the promised land because her spirit was still attached to the world.

**BerenTebogo** · 2015-10-12 19:15

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

**Ratatapa** · 2015-10-12 19:15

Originally Posted by Ksandra

I just went to get an image of tifa and cloud under the highwind and came across what is probably the OP on Gamefaqs:

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/19734...y-vii/63420582

Lol people are crazy

**Zetanio** · 2015-10-12 19:45

Holy fuck. The amount of virgin autist in that thread is just far too high.

**kuronosan** · 2015-10-12 19:56

Wat

**Ksandra** · 2015-10-12 20:04

Originally Posted by Ratatapa

Lol people are crazy

Listen bitch, you as much admitted you don't think they had sex either.

<3

**Ratatapa** · 2015-10-12 20:06

Originally Posted by Ksandra

Listen bitch, you as much admitted you don't think they had sex either.

<3

Gotta read what I post.

Didn't said she's the only one.

I said PROBABLY

I don't remember everything in every ff games especially in final fantasy overrated vii

**Ksandra** · 2015-10-12 20:42

Originally Posted by Ratatapa

I am terrible.

We know.

**Kirin** · 2015-10-12 21:58

FF7's Highwind has some pretty phallic imagery, not to mention the transformation sequences just make it look like a silver bullet even more.

Theres no doubt in my mind Cloud and Tifa got. it. on. while sitting underneath that thing. No condoms in final fantasy? That thing shed its wrapper faster than a jock on prom night.

"Flower Girl" Aeris? Cmon now. We all know what she did. FF7 is one big Nellie Bluth.

**Charismatic** · 2015-10-12 22:19

1g though? Kinda cheap.

**Zetanio** · 2015-10-12 22:20

Originally Posted by Charismatic

1g though? Kinda cheap.

She lived in the fucking slums bruh.

**Insanecyclone** · 2015-10-13 00:29

This should just be a general "i wanna fuck this final fantasy character" thread. I got dibs on Yuna, Ashe, and Lightning!

**kuronosan** · 2015-10-13 00:31

Rinoa all day err day.

**Zetanio** · 2015-10-13 00:57

My vote should be obvious by now.

**Charismatic** · 2015-10-13 01:27

No one said Tifa yet? Score.
Honorable mention goes out to Penelo's booty.
Can't forget Fran's cheeks either.

**Rocl** · 2015-10-13 02:35

Originally Posted by Insanecyclone

This should just be a general "i wanna fuck this final fantasy character" thread. I got dibs on Yuna, Ashe, and Lightning!

Vaan '~'

or Wol, fucking so good looking they had to censor him for Eastern audiences

**Ratatapa** · 2015-10-13 06:07

Originally Posted by Rocl

Vaan '~'

or Wol, fucking so good looking they had to censor him for Eastern audiences

He's gonna tickle your butthole with his horn helm

**ronin sparthos** · 2015-10-13 12:25

No Lilisette? For shame, these are Final Fantasy XI forums. All the curves of an Elvaan with the proportions of a Hume. #winning

**Tyrath** · 2015-10-13 12:33

Originally Posted by ronin sparthos

these are Final Fantasy XI forums.

**ronin sparthos** · 2015-10-13 12:50

That Tifa/Cloud sex thread is pure gold.

"Cloud is sterile from the Mako treatments."
"They did it in the butt."
"Tifa works at a bar, she'd have condoms."
"He used Barrier materia."

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