Why Vanille is the best female character

**Kirin** · 2015-10-13 13:51

Originally Posted by ronin sparthos

"He used Barrier materia."

SCIENCE!

I think people aren't focusing on the Penelo comments as much as they could/should. Girl had back, seriously.

**Elcura** · 2015-10-13 13:55

Originally Posted by Kirin

SCIENCE!

Is it tho?

**Kirin** · 2015-10-13 13:58

Originally Posted by Elcura

Is it tho?

The refinement and condensation process for mako was highly scientific. We all know Hojo and Gast had the noblest of intentions for developing it when one slept with (and impregnated - obviously didnt use barrier materia) his research while the other just spread his mako infused seed around like candy corn on Halloween .

**Lucavi** · 2015-10-13 15:15

Penello's PS2 ass is all I'd plow at this point. Maybe some chicks from FFT: the ultima demon twins Celia and Lede, heh.

Yeah, I'm into that wierd kinda shit.

**Kirin** · 2015-10-13 15:39

Originally Posted by Lucavi

Penello's PS2 ass is all I'd plow at this point. Maybe some chicks from FFT: the ultima demon twins Celia and Lede, heh.

Yeah, I'm into that wierd kinda shit.

I know it's in the butt, just make sure to use a Calculator to apply protect and shell to the necessary areas.

Math + Protection assuredly = SCIENCE!

**Elcura** · 2015-10-13 15:48

Originally Posted by Kirin

highly scientific

plz explain

**Kirin** · 2015-10-13 16:07

Originally Posted by Elcura

plz explain

It's a Fat Chocobo. Chocobos are birds. Ornithology is the scientific study of birds. Cloud is obviously a huge ornithologist...just look at his spikey chocobo hair.

SCIENCE!

Also: It's magic, I ain't got to explain shit.

**Ksandra** · 2015-10-13 19:17

Originally Posted by Insanecyclone

This should just be a general "i wanna fuck this final fantasy character" thread. I got dibs on Yuna, Ashe, and Lightning!

I'd have to say Squall's body with Zidane's personality.

**Tyrath** · 2015-10-13 19:27

You sure not Zidane's body with Squall's personality?

**arus2001** · 2015-10-13 19:32

...whatever.

**Deathbringer** · 2015-10-13 19:41

No one called Fang, Celes, Terra, or Rikku? Yall slipping on waifus

**kuronosan** · 2015-10-13 19:55

Maybe you should change your avatar to "Straight Outta Ideas".

**Ksandra** · 2015-10-13 19:58

Originally Posted by Tyrath

You sure not Zidane's body with Squall's personality?

monkey man = no thanks

**Ratatapa** · 2015-10-13 20:06

Originally Posted by Ksandra

monkey man = no thanks

But you married an Asian

**Kirin** · 2015-10-13 20:36

Originally Posted by Ksandra

monkey man = no thanks

The tail is quite functional, if you know what I mean.

Originally Posted by Deathbringer

No one called Fang, Celes, Terra, or Rikku? Yall slipping on waifus

How do you think Fang feels, with a whole thread dedicated to her bae and she gets nothing? I don't deal with emotional crazy.

Terra has the children, thats all the love she needs.

Rikku will forever be underage, X-2 doesn't count.

Celes is too perfect to be anyones waifu.

**kuronosan** · 2015-10-13 20:39

Anyone except Setzer.

**Rocl** · 2015-10-13 20:46

Originally Posted by Ratatapa

He's gonna tickle your butthole with his horn helm

not the weird dissidia guy, the guy from the mobile phone game in japan

**Rulke** · 2015-10-13 21:48

I always dug Meliadoul from ff:t. Dunno why.

**Charismatic** · 2015-10-14 00:04

Originally Posted by Deathbringer

No one called Fang, Celes, Terra, or Rikku? Yall slipping on waifus

You can keep all of that.
No thx.

**EternityEnd** · 2015-10-14 02:36

Now we're talking about which FF char we want to bang? Shit.

I had to think about this for a few minutes. Gonna have to be Zalbag.

Final Fantasy strangely doesn't have so many guys that I automatically dig. Lot of decent/good ones, but none that really grab me like other series. Physically, I mean.

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