2015-16 NFL Week 8: Turning Back the Clock

[Krandor]

Also, the Lions GM, team president, and Calvin Johnson are not at practice today.

SPECULATE AWAY

[Melena]

Megatron to the pats. My fantasy team demands it.

[Mertron]

nah, eagles will trade riley cooper for him.

[Dimmauk]

I can't wait the for Cowboys vs Texans Superbowl.

[Cail]

Browns are asking for 2 1st Rd picks for Joe Thomas

[archibaldcrane]

I'm at work and don't feel like playing Internet, but someone should find the video of skip bayless saying AR12 sucks, has never been good, he has always said he has never been good and packers fans are idiots, that he sucks on the road, and he's lucky he plays 75 percent of his games at lambeau (wut) so archi can respond

edit: this is the best I can do

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=14036083

3/4ths of his games at Lambeau is the best.

[Moss]

I see 1 new panther fan. I dunno what the fuck you guys are on. lurk more

I'm being a salty Falcons fan, don't take it personally

[Moss]

Browns are asking for 2 1st Rd picks for Joe Thomas

steep but reasonable I guess? idk who the hell is giving that up for an Olineman though

[Cail]

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter
Chargers' WR Keenan Allen underwent a kidney procedure – not a surgery – and could be out for season, per league sources. 2015 uncertain.

[Churchill]

AR12 is done, arm is made of noodles
per league sources in GB

[Cail]

Dallas released Joseph Randle

[archibaldcrane]

btw

JJ Watt's sack, pressure, QB hits, forced fumble numbers are all higher than through 7 games last year

oh and the Texans are tied for first in the AFC South lol

MVP
MVP

[Churchill]

It's all fun and games until there are even more commercials with JJ Watt that no sane person could ever possibly want to see.

[ninjafox]

RICHMOND, Va. (AP) -- As the Washington Redskins defend their federal trademark registration, they're pointing out that the government has registered plenty of companies with offensive names.

Among the names cited by the NFL team: Take Yo Panties Off and Dago Swagg clothing, Midget Man condoms and inflatable sex dolls and Baked By A Negro bakery products.

Just saw this on NFL.com and thought some of these names were funny

[archibaldcrane]

Ha

would be an excellent argument if Dan Snyder was Native American.

although I think he has a point there with "Midget Man condoms"

this is fun

Dago Swag is copyrighted by a man named Dago Vasconez

http://www.bakedbyanegro.com/

lol

[Cail]

Sounds like Johnny Manziel gonna start Thursday against Cincy

[Dimmauk]

Just saw this on NFL.com and thought some of these names were funny

I'm glad they are recognizing that they are on the same level as those companies.

Also, Romo gets my MVP vote.

[Cail]

Michael Gehlken ‏@UTgehlken
It's official: Chargers WR Keenan Allen out for year, source says. Lacerated kidney. Headed to IR. But expected to make a full recovery.

[tyven]

Michael Gehlken ‏@UTgehlken
It's official: Chargers WR Keenan Allen out for year, source says. Lacerated kidney. Headed to IR. But expected to make a full recovery.

yea fuck you and your 1500 receptions you fucking cocksucker

[Melena]

I can't believe we are getting an operating room vs morgue super bowl