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Last one is lol.
I knew that something was missing from my life, but until now, I didn't realize that it was Mecha-suit Dragons.
That's fucking awesome.
They're doing that poorly they need to imitate a hamburger huh?
I feel like something stops being a pizza when the bread ratio passes a certain point. Now it's more like a pepperoni sandwich with various pizza toppings. :/
it's just a shitty calzone now
and yet I find myself curiously drawn to trying it
Oh, I'm not saying it'd be terrible, just that I wouldn't call it a pizza or a burger, really.
Looks bad and you should feel bad for wanting to try it
A calzone is a food that shows you what you will look like if you eat it too much.
That shite looks terrible.
I am reminded of my favorite GTA: SA quote when I see that:
"Have some cheese laced with fat, sir!"
An amalgamation of cheese and bread does not arouse me.
But Cheese already is mostly fat...
That's the joke.
I'm a sucker for gimmicky food, see mac 'n cheetos
Also Cheese with extra fat in it is already a thing. It's called Burrata and it's delicious