San Bernadino Shooting

[archibaldcrane]

LA Times:

A senior federal official who is monitoring the case said investigators believe one of the shooters left the party after getting into an argument and returned with one or two armed companions. Local officials at an evening news conference said it was not clear whether the people involved in the dispute were the same people involved in the shooting.

This really doesn't sound like terrorism if that's what happened.

[archibaldcrane]

But who goes to round up yer homies and brings a chick?

Shit is weird.

[Tarage]

About the same as the chance that they were actually Koalas in people suits you fucking mong. Nothing is confirmed yet and you took information that is completely unconfirmed and just fisted yourself with it.

I said pointless speculation. Calm down. I spoilered it for a reason.

[Aksannyi]

But who goes to round up yer homies and brings a chick?

Shit is weird.

Someone who isn't fucking sexist and understands that women can be just as deadly killers as men? What the actual fuck dude.

[BerenTebogo]

I said pointless speculation. Calm down. I spoilered it for a reason.

So what's the over/under on how many children under age 8 you've raped? 5? Just speculating.

[Aragon of Odin]

If she's a good shot, don't see why gender would matter.

To be able to convince some homies to go on a shooting spree on a whim because of a fight at a Xmas party? That's some pretty tight homies if that's the case.

[BerenTebogo]

Someone who isn't fucking sexist and understands that women can be just as deadly killers as men? What the actual fuck dude.

I...

God dammit Aks.

[Dimmauk]

But who goes to round up yer homies and brings a chick?

Shit is weird.

PFFFT LOL GUNWOMEN. THIS IS AMERICA SILLY MUSLIM

[Indalecia]

I mean, there was a chick in the Predators movie.

Point proven.

[Minions]

LA Times:

This really doesn't sound like terrorism if that's what happened.

I don't see who brings home made explosives unless this was planned.... It just doesn't really make sense. It is/was clearly premeditated.

[archibaldcrane]

I don't think it's clear that there were actual explosives yet.

[BerenTebogo]

But right now the narrative is that someone got a sore taint over a holiday party, left, got full fucking tac'd up with ARs, handguns, and possibly IEDs -> convinced two other people who didn't get kicked out of the coolest party in the world -> go fucking shithouse and kill 14 people then shoot it out with cops?

I mean, hey, maybe...

But really? REALLY?

[mallister]

yeah it, um, sounds kind of thin.

doesn't mean that's not exactly what happened, but, yeah. sounds thin.

[archibaldcrane]

Someone who isn't fucking sexist and understands that women can be just as deadly killers as men? What the actual fuck dude.

I'm not (particularly) maligning the female ability to kill.

But women are mass shooters in America approximately never. It's hyper rare.

[Aksannyi]

I'm not (particularly) maligning the female ability to kill.

But women are mass shooters in America approximately never. It's hyper rare.

No doubt, just the way you phrased it sounded incredibly shitty.

[Indalecia]

"When keepin' it real goes wrong."

Alternatively:

GTAV themed party.

[archibaldcrane]

No doubt, just the way you phrased it sounded incredibly shitty.

I'm not sure that's it's necessarily incredibly shitty to suggest that women are unlikely to be crazed mass murderers...but I know what you're going for there.

[Dimmauk]

If she's a good shot, don't see why gender would matter.

To be able to convince some homies to go on a shooting spree on a whim because of a fight at a Xmas party? That's some pretty tight homies if that's the case.

What if they all really hated Christmas? My god fox news is going to love this

[thetruepandagod]

I...

God dammit Aks.

I'm becoming increasingly convinced that Aks is the best troll on these forums.

[Acevalefor]

I'm becoming increasingly convinced that Aks is the best troll on these forums.

It has to be intentional. She knows what she is doing.