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  1. #21
    Yoshi P
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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    yea what is wrong with you stop cumming in your wife when she is ovulating.
    rofl god damn it

  2. #22
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    Can do it all day now.

  3. #23
    Doesn't take it for granite
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    Bought myself a bunch of gucci ar15 crap: 15" keymod rail, rail panels, rail furniture, gas pedal, KNS anti-roll pin, and another 10 boxes of ZQ1 7.62 while it's still cheap.

    Gave to others: nothing

    Received from others: nothing


  4. #24

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    Can do it all day now.
    I love watching the progression of FB posts from my friends with kids, the first year they are always "oh precious children, light of of my life, most joyous of joys", and when the kid hits the Terrible Twos it turns into "I'M GETTING A VASECTOMY TOMORROW!"

  5. #25
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    My family and I usually go nuts. I'm not married nor do I have kids, so I can buy for everyone else and it makes me happy.

    Gave:

    Mom: Coach Bag, Fat penguin art print, various baking chips, petit fours, nail polishes, and a picture of our whole family in a Disney/Mickey Mouse frame. (my grandma just passed away, so I wanted to do something special. Went over well)

    Dad: New kid rock CD, 10 legit Cuban cigars, english toffee, buffalo peanuts, replacement ps3 controller

    cousins: DD gift card, kona coffee, some xmas mugs and shit from crate and barrel, storm trooper travel mug, fuzzy socks

    aunt/uncle/godparents: wine, various cowboys merchandise, nice gloves, scarf.

    rec'd: couple long sleeved shirts, until dawn for ps4, age of ultron blu ray, $150 cash, about $200 in various gift cards, a nice metal art print from displate.com, coffee, a hatchet, an ornament of me walking my grandmother down the aisle to my cousins wedding, various other lil stuff.

    Good year.

  6. #26
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    Giveth
    Mom: Several seasons of - Grimm, Game of Thrones, Black Sails, Outlander, some warm and fuzzy shirts to keep her cold ass warm.
    Boyfriend: Twisted Metal III (he asked if I had it when he saw I had a PS), Goldeneye Wii (asked if I had the N64 one when he heard I had one, but the system is packed away somewhere.. I'll get N64 version eventually for us), Avatar: Legend of Korra S1-2, Big Bang Theory S5-8 (although he had 5 and 6, need to return them), pair of "nerf" guns so we can FPS in RL, and the last gift is TMI... a naughty personal gift. (We just moved in together last month after 8 years of living in different states.)

    Receiveth
    Spoiler: show

    Linked for huge: https://bucket.bluegartr.com/97e5fc4...e3208fc6fc.jpg
    The Samsung Galaxy Tab4 is a gift, not just there charging.
    Not pictured: Walmart 25$ egiftcard, red scarf my boyfriend's mom got me. I've never worn a fashion scarf before, so I'm debating returning it. If anything I might just exchange it for a not red color. Warm colors are my least favorite.


    Still going to another house tomorrow, although I'm not expecting them to have anything for me. Boyfriend's step brother invited us to dinner tomorrow.

  7. #27
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    Got:
    Ps4 games- diablo 3, need for speed, tales of zestiria
    a extra ps4 controller so my gf can play with me
    a nice dress shirt
    a hoodie
    a track suit
    a new wallet
    hugo boss cologne and Polo blue cologne
    a new comforter and sheets for my bed
    a laptop
    a kill la kill phone cover for my cell

    Still getting another hoodie a coat shoes and another ps4 game next week when my my gf and her roommate/ best friend get paid again and treated out to see star wars ep 7


    Gave.
    gf- 5 xbox 360 games and some stuff from bath and body works
    her best friend- bath and body works stuff
    mom- same and also pajamas
    Dad- a new coffee maker

    I made out like a bandit this year lol.

  8. #28
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    Gave a lot of shit, most important of which was a new coach bag for the misses, some kind of hair brush/hair straightner machine, koopa troopa earrings, and a bottle of Angry Orchard Ice Man beer (10%).

    Got:

    New Keurig
    Mario Tennis
    Yoshis wooly world
    Blue yarn yoshi amiibo
    Toolbox set
    Some wine
    Lots of Christmas themed boxers
    Some shirts
    Some money
    Some candy in the stockings

    Overall I'm happy with my loot. Oh yeah, the future bro in law also got his sister and I a PS2 with a bunch of games she used to play (scooby doo, Pac man, fuck idk I came into her life too late). Fortunately, I still have all my PS1/2 games that I haven't been able to play or emulate correctly for ages. Time to go on a nostalgia trip woo wooooo.

  9. #29
    Pens win! Pens Win!!! PENS WIN!!!!!
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    Hope you have a memory card bud. I too tried to delve into some Ps2 goodness only to be really upset by not having s memory card.

  10. #30
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    Gave: Nothing
    Got: 14 hours of sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mythe_Seraph View Post
    Hope you have a memory card bud. I too tried to delve into some Ps2 goodness only to be really upset by not having s memory card.
    It came with one! And in pretty sure I have one of those 2 in 1 memory card for ps1 in my closet; the one where you push the button for the other card.

  12. #32
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    Gave: Bunch of souvenirs from Hawaii.

    Got: Socks.

    Gonna pick myself up a new UPS.

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    someone should really post the pre-edit of that^

  14. #34
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    Got a couple more from family gathering..

    Red Robin gift card and seasoning blend. Seriously, try that shit on chicken and pork chops. So fucking good.

    Won a Boba Fett goblet from our white elephant game. Dropped it in the parking garage when I got home and broke it. T^T

  15. #35
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    Gave:
    Kids -- Star Wars Lego (Episode VI final fight scene, Rey's speeders, and some Star Wars Rebel speeder thing), a BB-8 stuffed pillow, Star Wars blankets. The 4 year old got 4 Dr. Seuss books, the 7 year old got the Roald Dahl collection, Ramona collection, and the Ralph S. Mouse collection, and Where the Sidewalk Ends. The 4 year old also got some Jake and the Neverland Pirates stuff.

    The kids also got more Lego and Jake and the Neverland Pirates stuff from grandparents (got the courage up to ask them to coordinate with us on gift-buying, because while I appreciate generosity, the last several years, the stuff they were getting was just stuff that never, ever, got played with. This year every gift got great reactions, and most of them will probably still be seeing use for years down the road).

    Wife -- A nasty early 1900s China cabinet that I got for about $20 on Craig's List, then stripped, smoothed, retouched and restained; thing looks gorgeous now (though I haven't been able to find the right kind of handles to replace one that was missing; she hasn't noticed yet), a new keyboard and a KVM switch for her at work, as she's always complaining about having to twist her body to use both machines she needs.

    Mother -- framed family picture, a handful of sewing tidbits, and something else I'm forgetting now

    Mother's boyfriend -- Lindt sea salt chocolates, and a gift card for the Pike Place Market (I hate giving gift cards, but the dude doesn't want *anything*, but he loves to take my mom shopping there).


    Received:
    Bread maker, an artisan bread recipe/cookbook, a stone slab for bread making, a pizza paddle (you may see a theme here), a deep frier, a Broncos ski cap, and a mess of candy (because my family hates me losing weight).

    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    Received: and a Christmas ornament from my aunt. She has given me an ornament every year since I was born. Pretty neat.
    My grandmother did this every year, too. I hated it when I was a kid/teenager, found it quaint when I was in my early 20s, started to love it after I got married. She died in July, and I nearly cried when I realized there wasn't going to be an ornament this year.

  16. #36
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    I was given this to clean up tonight.


  17. #37
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    i notice your planes are safely elevated


    this is good

    Quote Originally Posted by Maroot
    Kids -- Star Wars Lego
    attaboy

  18. #38
    Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya
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    Got an amazon fire stick with the kodi program installed. I hear nothing but amazing things about this so looking forward into learning the ins and outs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler View Post
    i notice your planes are safely elevated


    this is good



    attaboy
    Damn straight. Those things are too expensive to be within reach. I figure when he's old enough to reach the shelves he'll be old enough to understand bones will break if he does.

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    Daugher ended up with a Cottage Critters playset (And extra family), Mission Chase toy, Doctor McStuffings small desk + costume set and some other smaller knick knacks.

    She hasn't gone after the Wii U, Tablet, Phone and etc... since she opened up her gifts. Glad she likes everything.

    Got: Money

    Wife: Pebble Time Round.

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