Is this the Bahamut real life?
Is this Final fantasy?
Caught in a Megaflare,
No escape from FF3...
Open your eyes,
Look at your party and see,
I'm just a poor boy, with no III synergy...
Because low dps, easy KO,
Little hp, little hones,
Anyway, the wind vuln, doesn't really matter to RN-Geeee
R-N-G.......
Mama, just bought more gems
RNGesus wasn't kind to me
And I need to save for BSSB
Mama, the fight has just begun
But my team is dead before my wall was cast...
Mama, oOoOh,
Didn't mean to let them die,
I'll have to try this fight again tomorrow,
Try again, Try again, cause one stam don't really matter.
Too late, the night has come
Sleepiness in my eyes, body's passing out in time
Goodbye, Bahamut, I've got to go.
But I'll see you when I wake up and resume
Bahaaaaaa, oooooo
I'm awake right now
It's time to load up this game and play
I see a little silhouette of a boy
Loading screen, Loading screen
dammit there's an error loading
Time to do a reset, close, stop, and reload it
Loading screen, Loading screen
Loading screen, Loading screen
Loading screen I swear you better go!
I'm just a F2P, no body's like me
He's just a F2P, with no synergy
Spare him his game from this loading screen!
Stop and load, stop and load, please just freaking load
DeNA, NOOOO, we will not let you load, let me load
DeNA, we will not let you load, let me load
DeNA, we will not let you load, let me load
We will not let you load, let me load
Never let you load, let me load
Never let me load oooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh iphone 6, iphone 6, iphone 6 please freakin' load
Game center has a banner from the top for meeeee
for meeee
for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
So you thought you could stop me with flares in my eye face
So you thought you could 1-shot my wall guy win this dps race
Oh Bahamut, can't do this to me Bahamut
Just take Cloud's aero-, and Agrias's aero-, and Lightning's aero-blades here!
Now it doesn't matter
Anyone can see
I recorded you dying, I recorded you dying to me
Anyway the aero blows