The Conjuring 2 - 6/10/16

[myreality]

You're wife had a grudge against that poor child. If she rents Annabelle then make an appointment for a psychologist before the movie is over.

Or use her new fears to make her do her chores.

First buy a carousel night light with a crooked man.

Daughter: " where did that come from?"

Mother: " I don't know sweetie, but you wanted a night light anyway so just use it."

Daughter: " It looks the same as the one in the scary movie, though."

Mother: " It probably is the same one, better keep your room clean so the murderous demon has less places to hide! Goodnight sweetie."

* mother closed the door while humming the theme song of Conjuring 2*.

Arkanna: " The fuck just happened?!"

* the mother rounds the corner with Arkanna following behind trying to make sense of things.*

Arkanna: " Honey? How many shrooms did you ......."

* Arkanna rounds the corner only to see an empty hallway at the end of which held a portait of his wife*

Arkanna: "Nope."

* Arkanna immediately turned around, heading straight to his car never too be seen again.*

[tyven]

As a follow-up to this (lol) ... we never did get to go see it in the theater but I got a copy for us this past weekend. My wife insisted we let my kid watch it, and of course, she was up three times overnight crying that she thought she saw someone in her room.

/sigh

BRUH

[Arkanna]

I know I know.