Stardew Valley

[Silenka]

First year I got the meteor and fairy once. Didn't have a witch but I didn't have a coop until winter, either. Bought a void egg off the traveling vendor though.
2nd year and I make all my real $ in summer/fall so it looks like I won't be able to finish bundles until 2nd year summer at least. Berries are just too OP.

[Julian]

So going around giving gifts to people... I find Alex at home, shirtless, lifting weights.

I'm like. God damn. I married the wrong dude.

So I go to Alex every day and give him a complete breakfast (if you know what I mean ) I come home, talk to Sebastian, and he's being all emo jealous that I secretly have been giving Alex presents... God damn, that shit is annoying, who thought it would be a good idea to implement jealousy?

I can't wait until the patch brings divorce + marriable Shane so I can ditch Seb for the one true guy.

[Silenka]

I was debating between marrying Abigail and Sebastian. I wonder if they're both jealous bitches. Then again, your fault for giving him something to be jealous about! (the emo doesn't seem to go away, however )

Alex has the most obnoxious personality.

I guess that's not the point though lol

[Julian]

It's funny. He's never been jealous. I run around and give everyone gifts.

Then I just happened to find shirtless Alex.

He knows. I don't know how but HE KNOWS WHAT I'VE DONE.

[Silenka]

Sebastian has a bitchin motorcycle, quit cheating on him!

[Cutriss]

He knows. I don't know how but HE KNOWS WHAT I'VE DONE.

You won't be able to hide it anymore when the next update hits. Spouses will no longer be chained to the house on Mondays, and are free to go tell the rest of Pelican Town how abusive you are.

[Ksandra]

I picked Alex because football.




















And also he is really easy to find and likes shitty flowers that are lying around.

[Tarage]

The pain of trying to design the perfect farm and spending hours spreadsheeting it out instead of playing the fucking game...

[Kachiko]

Has anyone had any success planting normal trees (Maple/Oak/Pine) next to each other? I see them growing like that, in the wild, but 12+ days into the spring, I wasn't seeing any growth on some trees, but others were in various states of growth. I want to start tapping, so I can make other items, but I don't want to run around the whole map to do so.

[Silenka]

My understanding was fruit trees need 2 spaces between them and nothing infringing on that space in any direction whereas other trees need at least one space between them to grow. Could be wrong though, I've only been growing fruit trees and not regular ones.

[Julian]

MOTHER FUCKFAGJAIOGFWE

Spoiler: show

That's the final boss... with like 1 HP left

[Silenka]

Nothing made me sadder in this game so far than when Abigail asked me to help her beat the first level in that game and I died almost immediately every time I respawned. Fuck that game (it's really clunky on controller, and so is the target shooting game in one of the festivals). I wonder if you get anything for beating it though.

[Julian]

There's an achievement for beating it, and another one for beating it without any deaths (LOL GOOD LUCK)

[Kachiko]

My understanding was fruit trees need 2 spaces between them and nothing infringing on that space in any direction whereas other trees need at least one space between them to grow. Could be wrong though, I've only been growing fruit trees and not regular ones.

Fruit need a one space ring around them to grow, but I can't find anything consistent about non-fruit trees. I've also seen pictures, of farms, where the trees look like they are right next to each other, but no mention of how they achieved that result.

[Julian]

My eyes starting to hurt and just dying randomly to dumb shit... guess I'll try again tomorrow.

[Gwynplaine]

You know mobile gaming is shit when this one throw away mini-game, contained in a much better game, is more fun than every derivative piece of shit on smartphones.

[Intrinsic]

On my second playthrough, decided to marry Maru this time, she's so much more annoying than Penny.

[Silenka]

Maru is one of the few townsfolk I don't have any hearts with. Everything I give her pisses her off. I could look it up, but I just don't care that much.

[Zetanio]

Salad.

[Zetanio]

Also cauliflower and strawberries