2016 NFL Off-season Thread: Sheriff of a Lawless Land

[Rhyis.]

If Manziel ever plays in the NFL again, he'll have to do it following a 4 game suspension handed down for violating the NFL's substance abuse policy.

I'm telling people, Jonathan Foosball will ride again in Jerry's World and it'll be glorious.

cowboys demarcus lawrence suspended 4 games, substance abuse policy

cowboys rolando mcclain suspended 10 games (second offense), substance abuse policy

lol

As if to make my point for me lol

[Cutriss]

Not sure which direction this goes, but the Saints sent an email to all the NFL teams indicating their intentions to claim Connor Shaw off waivers.

The Bears decided they weren't having any of that shit and pulled him first.

Nobody seems sure yet whether the Saints fucked up or pulled a fast one on Chicago.

[Mertron]

not sure if people care, but marquise goodwin of the bills did not qualify for the long jump in the olympics

on the other hand, apparently Randall Cunningham's daughter qualified for the high jump

[Mertron]

the Jaguars are having an interesting offseason

The Florida Times-Union reports that Robinson was found asleep behind the wheel of a car by police responding to reports about a car crashing into a pond early on Sunday morning. Neither Robinson nor his passenger were hurt.

Per the responding officer, Robinson woke up and then went back to sleep after a knock on the window before eventually being roused from his slumber. The police report adds that both Robinson and the other passenger were reluctant to exit the vehicle despite the officer telling them that the car was sinking into the pond.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...ing-into-pond/

[Anoat]

Apparently the responding officers did not feel that Robinson was impaired and thus will not be issued a DUI citation, what the fuck lol

[Boyiee]

He wasn't drunk he was just exhausted from being up all night drinking.

[tyven]

SHITASS'S APPEAL HAS BEEN REJECTED SAYONARA SHITASS

[Mertron]

never count out touchdown tom

[Serra]

lulz.. Read some of the quotes from the new lawyer on his team -- Brady's totally taking this to the Supreme Court if he has to.

It's gonna happen!!

[Moss]

SHITASS'S APPEAL HAS BEEN REJECTED SAYONARA SHITASS

I know you love Batfleck but his righteous indignation on the Simmons show make this so much sweeter

[Dimmauk]

SHITASS'S APPEAL HAS BEEN REJECTED SAYONARA SHITASS

LOL @ Pats fans thinking this will get to the Supreme Court

[Serra]

They were setting it up as a workers rights issue earlier, so there's at least a chance that it will.

[Cutriss]

It's gonna happen!!

This is the true reason Trump is calling for RBG to resign.

[6souls]

[Serra]

On phone, but Von Miller deal, offered $70 million guaranteed, same six year, 114.5 million. makes him the highest paid non-QB in NFL history.

[Cail]

SATB announced he is no longer pursuing his case against the NFL

[archibaldcrane]

What a quitter

[tyven]

classic shitass

[Cail]

Schefter tweeting out that the NFLPA will keep fighting the suspension

[Mertron]

never count out touchdown tom