The not-true-muslim-yet-Islam-inspired megathread

[Zetanio]

[Zetanio]

What bubbles bro?

[Zetanio]

Where the bubbles?

[Zetanio]

[Arkanna]

I see dem bubbles

[Krandor]

Clearly the bubbles have been photoshopped out, stay woke homie

Edit : holy shit that picture is huge, didn't realize that when on tappy

[Niiro]

HEY


"BUBBLER" IS A PERFECTLY REASONABLE DESCRIPTION


IT FUCKING BUBBLES

THE BUBBLES ARE INTRODUCED AS THE WATER COMES OUT THE NOZZLE YOU HEATHENS

[Zetanio]

The water clearly fountains out.

[BerenTebogo]

Bet he fuckin' calls soda as "pop" too the fucking scumbucket

[Zetanio]

You're so right.

[BaneTheBrawler]

I actually flip flop on that one. spent enough time in both WI and MN to pick up speech patterns, and WI says soda, MN says pop.

also i actually say water fountain, but they say bubbler in WI so i feel obligated to defend it.

[Byrthnoth]

wooter fountain if you're from south of Philly.

[Zetanio]

wuter

[Anoat]

Or come to the south where every dark carbonated beverage is a coke. Exception: sweet tea.

[BaneTheBrawler]

sweet tea isn't carbonated

[Anoat]

Some restaurants do have carbonated sweet teas in their soda fountains and Coke Freestyle machines, pro tip don't drink these though because they taste awful.

[Indalecia]

"Yo, get me a coke."
"What kind?"
"Ehhh...how about a Sprite?"
"Gotcha"

[Yuri-G]

"Yo, get me a coke."
"What kind?"
"Ehhh...how about a Sprite?"
"Gotcha"

honestly. it's like
"hey, wanna grab some McDonald's?"
"sure, what were you thinking?"
"that Popeye's down the road?"
"yeah, cool!"

[Cjskater]

honestly. it's like
"hey, wanna grab some McDonald's?"
"sure, what were you thinking?"
"that Popeye's down the road?"
"yeah, cool!"

I hope you never say Kleenex generically when you mean tissues. The Coca-Cola company was founded and is still based in Atlanta, GA and Sprite is a Coca-Cola brand.

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I actually really enjoyed the World of Coca-Cola field trips when I was in school.

Also I say Soda. "Pop" scums pls go and stay go.

[Cantih]

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Also I say Soda. "Pop" scums pls go and stay go.

That's a holy war I don't have an issue with

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Gif, because Jif is a brand of peanut butter.
In an MMO you play a character, a toon is something you see on a Saturday morning kids show, and calling it that makes you look like a slackjawed mouthbreater.