2016 USA Presidential election thread II: And. Here. We. Go!

[Fondue]

That website is unreadable on mobile

[Niiro]

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/...to-trump-tower

Donald Trump cake spotted being wheeled into Trump Tower

ftfy

[myreality]

That website is unreadable on mobile

Hate to tell you this but that move always failed.

ftfy

nsfw, NSFW! omg, my eyes!

[thetruepandagod]

ha!

https://archive.is/VdEIn

Oh my lord it gets better, the dude showed up in thread that it's about.

[myreality]

Oh my lord it gets better, the dude showed up in thread that it's about.

Welp, she was just destroyed.

[archibaldcrane]

Damn, looks like they disabled it

[Cail]

According to CNN first polls close at 6, not sure where though

[Fondue]

[Tyche]

Ky and IN, but only half of each state. Only important data to glean from those closings is the Indiana senate race.

[Fondue]

THE ENTS ARE GOING TO WAR

[archibaldcrane]

"HARRY ENTEN 5:46 PM
While exit polls are not the best at measuring the racial composition of the electorate, it does seem that minority turnout is way up in Florida. In the preliminary exit polls, 39 percent of voters were people of color. That compares to just 33 percent in 2012"

YUGE

[Tyche]

CNN HAS TURNED NH RED!

[Katlan]

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/...to-trump-tower

That is one ugly as cake, but I guess that's a pretty accurate facial expression for Trump once he realizes its called an early night and he lost by 9pm EST

[Andalusian girls]

Lol.

Once PA/NC/NH come in we'll know.

this. Trump's path to 270 is so narrow we should know fairly just from the east coast returns whether he's going to take it or not (with the possible exception of Nevada determining it). but once North Carolina, Florida, Pennsylvania, Virginia, and New Hampshire are in the election is very likely to be a foregone conclusion.

[archibaldcrane]

CNN HAS TURNED NH RED!

Based on what? Exits?

[Melena]

Well we all knew it would come to this, but officially now Trump broke 40 years of bipartisian support of releasing your tax refunds prior to the election.

[Andalusian girls]

i know it's high stakes and there is great anticipation but people fixating on exit polls when we start getting results in 57 minutes strikes me as absurd. cool ya jets folks and meditate or do yoga or jack off or something

[archibaldcrane]

i know it's high stakes and there is great anticipation but people fixating on exit polls when we start getting results in 57 minutes strikes me as absurd. cool ya jets folks and meditate or do yoga or jack off or something

I think I'm going to turn my phone off for an hour and try to get some work done. Once the returns start coming in its going to be hopeless

[Coren]

I've been so incredibly nonproductive today. Sigh. Can't wait to turn in my timesheet with only ~3 billable hours on it today... supposed to have 6 to 8. Oops.

[Andalusian girls]

i'm working* from home today and so spent as much time as possible in the gym and am now going to shoot people in the face in Overwatch until 4. gogo anxiety avoidance techniques.