Page 632 of 667 FirstFirst ... 582 622 630 631 632 633 634 642 ... LastLast
Results 12621 to 12640 of 13329
  1. #12621
    Ridill
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Posts
    13,293
    BG Level
    9

    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    Could probably cremate the fetus with a freaking hookah pipe at that size.
    Tomorrows sensational headline:

    Are godless liberals intentionally getting pregnant just so they can abort the child and smoke the remains?

    The answer may surprise you.

  2. #12622
    Brown Recluse
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    May 2006
    Posts
    28,164
    BG Level
    10
    FFXI Server
    Unicorn

    Quote Originally Posted by Xantavia View Post
    Another random political story, Texas is at it again trying to get rid of abortion. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...ted-or-buried/

    So looks like another end run to shut down places like planned parenthood by adding an additional cost burden to them.
    Maybe we are afraid of White Walkers? Winter is coming! Its going to be 70 degrees outside!

    Is it just me, or does a Chuck Norris vs Zombie movie called White Walker Texas Ranger sound awesome?

  3. #12623
    Caesar Salad
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Posts
    31,676
    BG Level
    10

    Honestly, a short haired Kit Harrison would be perfect for the role.

  4. #12624
    Duplicitous Jew with Political Aspirations
    Join Date
    Dec 2015
    Posts
    18,592
    BG Level
    9

    Quote Originally Posted by Niiro View Post
    Tomorrows sensational headline:

    Are godless liberals intentionally getting pregnant just so they can abort the child and smoke the remains?

    The answer may surprise you.
    I'm going to promulgate this to a fake news site and then watch Texas rush to repeal.

  5. #12625

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Posts
    9,355
    BG Level
    8
    FFXI Server
    Leviathan

    Tim Kaine lol, you fucking retard.

  6. #12626
    The Shitlord
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Posts
    11,560
    BG Level
    9
    FFXIV Character
    Kharo Hadakkus
    FFXIV Server
    Hyperion
    FFXI Server
    Sylph
    WoW Realm
    Rivendare

    Quote Originally Posted by Spicyryan View Post
    Of course they are, and we saw the proof 21 days ago.

    But, what I don't understand is how everyone reads the same book and somehow comes to a different conclusion about someone who clearly doesn't represent said book. Not that the answer isn't "ppldumb" again though.
    what part of your experience on the internet leads you to believe people read?

  7. #12627
    Member since 2006 and still can't think of a title.
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    28,172
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Acanis Lindri
    FFXIV Server
    Midgardsormr
    FFXI Server
    Bismarck
    WoW Realm
    Kil'jaeden

    Quote Originally Posted by Niiro View Post
    Tomorrows sensational headline:

    Are godless liberals intentionally getting pregnant just so they can abort the child and smoke the remains?

    The answer may surprise you.
    Well being there are religious nuts out there who think 99.9% of all abortions are done out of the convenience of the mother and no other reason then for the sake of having an abortion, this type of onion like headline wouldn't surprise me at being tossed out as real.

  8. #12628
    Black Belt
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Posts
    5,907
    BG Level
    8
    FFXI Server
    Quetzalcoatl

    Quote Originally Posted by zoobernut View Post
    I use a VPN program made by a German company all the time for work. If I disappear suddenly you know why...
    I work for a VPN company. You're more than welcome to use us instead

  9. #12629
    My Little Ixion
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Posts
    8,016
    BG Level
    8
    FFXIV Character
    Olorin Bustyoas
    FFXIV Server
    Sargatanas
    FFXI Server
    Ramuh

    Cooper's lead over McCrory in the NC Governor's race just passed 10,000 votes, which puts it beyond the state law threshold for a recount. Not sure how much is left to count down there, but it can't be much.

  10. #12630
    Chram
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Posts
    2,919
    BG Level
    7
    FFXIV Character
    Coren Cypher
    FFXIV Server
    Sargatanas

    Good. Fuck McCrory. In the ass. With a grenade.

  11. #12631
    United States of Smash!
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Posts
    8,810
    BG Level
    8

    http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-s...d=sm_fb_maddow

    Trump "This is a really bigger job than I thought." as quoted by Newt Gingrich.

    Is this real life?

  12. #12632

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    9,226
    BG Level
    8
    FFXI Server
    Fenrir

    He's going to be so old and gloriously miserable by the end of his term.

  13. #12633
    Brokage
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    20,274
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Vasp Anemos
    FFXIV Server
    Faerie
    FFXI Server
    Valefor

    Quote Originally Posted by Roranora View Post
    He's going to be so old and gloriously miserable by the end of his term.
    Doode is already 70 years old. Not to sound morbid or anything but he legitimately could die of natural old age causes before his term is over. Hell, you could say that about Hillary or Bernie too. They being 69 and 75 respectively. Had Bernie won and won a 2nd term, he'd be fucking 83 years old by the time his 2nd term ended lol

  14. #12634
    Ridill
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Posts
    12,467
    BG Level
    9
    FFXIV Character
    Satori Komeiji
    FFXIV Server
    Sargatanas
    FFXI Server
    Asura

    Trump isn't going to die of natural causes.

    Unless ODing off cocaine is a natural cause.

  15. #12635
    RNGesus
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    43,201
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Lenette Valkyr
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh

    More importantly we don't want him to die of natural causes because Pence.

  16. #12636

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Posts
    21,815
    BG Level
    10

    Donaldo is actually a teetotaler. among the New York glitterati scenes in which he traversed it was widely known he would neither drink a drop of alcohol nor try any kind of drug. he had an older brother who was an alcoholic that died young, the experience left its mark.

  17. #12637
    Pseudo-Elitist
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Posts
    3,450
    BG Level
    7
    FFXI Server
    Leviathan

    Quote Originally Posted by Roranora View Post
    He's going to be so old and gloriously miserable by the end of his term.
    Presidents do age and are worn down by the stress of the office but I don't think Trump is one - going to be involved enough in his own office to be affected and two - doesn't give enough of a shit anyway.

  18. #12638
    RNGesus
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    43,201
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Lenette Valkyr
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh

    It's the stress of tweeting that's gonna get him.

  19. #12639
    Nidhogg
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    3,901
    BG Level
    7
    FFXI Server
    Carbuncle

    Breitbart goes to war with Kellogg's over move to pull ads

    If you serve Kellogg's products to your family, you are serving up bigotry at your breakfast table.
    brb, going out to buy everything Kellogg's

  20. #12640
    RNGesus
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    43,201
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Lenette Valkyr
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh

    I love how they throw around the word bigotry. You're a bigot for not being tolerant of their bigotry.

Page 632 of 667 FirstFirst ... 582 622 630 631 632 633 634 642 ... LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Do We Have A 'Silly Shit Politicians Say' Thread? If Not, Here We Are
    By Callisto in forum Politics: Advanced Shitposting
    Replies: 2380
    Last Post: 2026-03-31, 10:47
  2. 2016 USA Presidential election thread I: The warm-up
    By quannum in forum Politics: Advanced Shitposting
    Replies: 15067
    Last Post: 2016-08-03, 01:11
  3. Internet Regulations/ ITU meetings - Here we go again
    By Tyrath in forum Politics: Advanced Shitposting
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 2012-12-14, 16:32