2016-17 NFL Week 5: Jay Leno-style jokes!

[Bregor]

i do not want to make the thread but i would like to nominate a title

Last week:

M/L: 10-5
ATS: 8-7

Season:

M/L: 34-29
ATS: 27-36


BYE: Jacksonville, Kansas City, New Orleans, Seattle


THURSDAY, OCTOBER 6TH

8:30pm EDT, CBS / NFL Network

Arizona at San Francisco (+3.5) -

Out of town for week-long training session so no Bregthread this week. I like ARI-3.5 tonight

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 9TH

1:00pm EDT, CBS

New England at Cleveland (+10.5) - Oh. Oh dear. Patriots win and cover.

Tennessee at Miami (-3.5) - Dolphins win, Titans with the points.

Houston at Minnesota (-7) - Vikings win, Texans with the points.

NY Jets at Pittsburgh (-7) - Antonio Brown is trying to make football fun again. Fuck Goodell. Steelers win and cover.

1:00pm EDT, FOX

Philadelphia at Detroit (+3) - I'm riding WENTZAMANIA! until further notice. Eagles win and cover.

Chicago at Indianapolis (-4.5) - Bears in the upset.

Washington at Baltimore (-4) - Ravens win and cover.

4:05pm EDT, FOX

Atlanta at Denver (-4.5) - I feel like Vegas has been underrating Denver all year, and Atlanta is probably getting a bump from its recent wins. Good value here on Broncos to win and cover.

4:25pm EDT, CBS

Cincinnati at Dallas (+1) - Bengals win and cover.

Buffalo at Los Angeles (-2.5) - If Rex Ryan was a good coach, he'd use last week's big win as a stepping stone to build up his team's confidence. Instead he'll probably be all cocky and douchey and the Bills will fold like origami. Rams win and cover.

San Diego at Oakland (-3.5) - Raiders win, Chargers with the points.

8:30pm EDT, NBC

NY Giants at Green Bay (-7) - Who cares? I'm watching the debate! Packers win and cover.


MONDAY, OCTOBER 10TH

8:30pm EDT, ESPN

Tampa Bay at Carolina (???) -

[Cail]

Still no word on Cam's condition with regards to MNF. I'd expect him not to play. Still think the Panthers will win though

[Mertron]

you got a problem with jay lenos headlines

[Rhyis.]

New England at Cleveland (+10.5) - Oh. Oh dear. Patriots win and cover.

[Rhyis.]

Thread felt naked without at least one gif.

[Abandon]

[Cail]

Jacoby Brissett to the IR

[Cail]

Latavius Murray out Sunday

[Adajer]

Thread felt naked without at least one gif.

Gif that keeps on giving

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[Krandor]

Cam out against the Bucs

And in other QB injury news, Paxton Lynch has the start on Sunday

[Cail]

nfl banning its teams from posting their own gameday video, can no longer turn highlights into gifs, fines up to 100k

[Aelfinn]

nfl banning its teams from posting their own gameday video, can no longer turn highlights into gifs, fines up to 100k

thats just silly...

[Cail]

Martellus Bennet ded

[Anoat]

Tannehill gonna die on the field today I think

[Cail]

Cody Kessler doesnt care that its Brady Day

[Krandor]

Is Wentzamania over?!

[Mertron]

Is Wentzamania over?!

never

but the state of michigan can go fuck itself

[Cail]

Josh Norman ded

[Xno Kappa]

Fuck yeah! Josh Norman ded.

[Cail]

Frank Gore is now 9th all time in rushing yds