2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread, Week 26: Holy Fuck Colorado Was Bad

[Richybear]

So close Switzerland
Guess there will be no Cinderella teams moving on from the QF











.... inb4 Czechs shut me up. LOL
(derp)

[Ratatapa]

Sucks for the switZ

[Ratatapa]

So close Switzerland
Guess there will be no Cinderella teams moving on from the QF











.... inb4 Slovakia shuts me up. LOL

You mean Czech ?

[Richybear]

I had fixed it in time before you had posted that LOL

But Canaderp better show up sometime or there's our Cinderella team. They honestly deserved the booing off the ice after the 1st

[Obsidian]

Just wasting the last 20 seconds of the period behind our net is pretty symbolic of the last four periods of hockey they've played. Ducharme is being out-coached to hell and back. Our zone entry attempts are fucking embarrassing but skating through five defenders has mostly worked on the weaker teams so he stuck with it.

Even if they make it past the Czechs they're going to get obliterated by Sweden.

[Ratatapa]

Goal by Britney Spears !

[Richybear]

I'd like to file a missing persons report for Team Canada who was replaced in the 2nd period by a team who decided to show up

[Ratatapa]

And 2-1!

[Ratatapa]

Lawl

[Obsidian]

I'd like to file a missing persons report for Team Canada who was replaced in the 2nd period by a team who decided to show up

Apparently Bean didn't tie his skates tight enough.

Also Canadian goaltending is still MIA and presumed KIA.

[Obsidian]

Shots are 22-5 and the game is tied, lol.

[Obsidian]

Chabot is so good.

[Richybear]

Chabot and Karlsson as a 1-2 punch for options on the point for Ottawa is a scary thought

edit: for PP quarterback. Not as a D pairing

[bori]

What a craptastic game from the Bruins.

[Ratatapa]

What a shitty goalie canada has

[Obsidian]

This team is going to get its ass beat when they play Sweden.

[Richybear]

But think of Swedish Fish
Then think of Sweden choking come playoff time....
Swedish Sharks.




but yeah, they need either of their goalies to step up BIG from here on

[Obsidian]

Their goalies are honestly not their biggest problem.

Like I've watched every game of this tournament and I'm absolutely dumbfounded about how Strome and Dubois went as high in their drafts as they did. Bean is brutal, their entire defense is pretty soft to be honest, and their coach is either monumentally stupid or the team just doesn't give a fuck about what he's saying. But I expect he's just a colossal idiot because they've played like this from the first pre-tournament game.

[Obsidian]

And if you want to murder your liver with your friends, take a drink every time someone on Team Canada makes a no-look behind-the-back flip to ABSOUTELY FUCKING NOBODY. Finish your drink every time said pass turns into a rush for the other team.

[Richybear]

And if you want to murder your liver with your friends, take a drink every time someone on Team Canada makes a no-look behind-the-back flip to ABSOUTELY FUCKING NOBODY. Finish your drink every time said pass turns into a rush for the other team.

Way ahead of you during Oilers hockey with that. Hemsky, Nuge, Horcoff, everyone since we got Connor pretending to be Connor