2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread, Week 26: Holy Fuck Colorado Was Bad

[Richybear]

I got a warning on Hockeybuzz, guys.
Now where am I gonna get that sick insider info?
Still so much fun to troll the shit out of people on there.

[Obsidian]

Thats not a quote from bergevin, but a response to bergevin looking for a puck moving D.

Either way, many lulz were had. Trades away PK, then says "aw shit, we need a puck moving D, but theyre hard to find on the market, 7 months after trading an elite PMD.

I meant the statement from Bergevin that prompted the response. I just didn't feel like getting the original tweet. "Looking for a puck moving D" is the quote I was talking about.

[Vaspinne]

New thread title is solid

[Obsidian]

Thanks, it was hard to make work because of the character limit.

Also, that didn't take the Coyotes long, lol.

Edit: Annnnd they're tied now.

[NynJa]

I got a warning on Hockeybuzz, guys.
Now where am I gonna get that sick insider info?
Still so much fun to troll the shit out of people on there.

I got infracted there for "mod abuse". What did I do what was mod abuse? Mods gave a blanket warning that mocking Therrien by using his cliché lines is no longer acceptable. 3 hours later, another mod mocks Therrien using his cliché lines, and I say "I thought we cant do that", bam..."mod abuse".

[Cail]

It was a battle of teams with absentee fans and my team came out on top!

SUCK IT WULFIE!!

That shutout was awesome for fantasy

[Sepukku]

Pens win!

Pens Win!!!

PENS WIN!!!!!

[Richybear]

I got infracted there for "mod abuse". What did I do what was mod abuse? Mods gave a blanket warning that mocking Therrien by using his cliché lines is no longer acceptable. 3 hours later, another mod mocks Therrien using his cliché lines, and I say "I thought we cant do that", bam..."mod abuse".

I made an account called ChonDerry and do all caps rants like when Eakins ran Lundqvist I was like KEEP YOUR HEAD UP YA FILTHY SWEDE! EAKINS WITH A BEAUUUUTY! GOOD CANADIAN KID I TELL YA!
But got modded for an Avs rant like YOUR CAPTAIN IS A SWEDE! THE SISTERS IN VANCOUVER SHOW YOU CAN'T WIN WITH THOSE! ALSO, YOUR GOALIE IS PLAYING AGAINST NHL PLAYERS, HE'S SHOWN HE'S ONLY GOOD AT BEATING HIS GIR *CBC EDIT*

[Vaspinne]

[bori]

Bruins blow a 4-1 fucking lead. And lost.

[NynJa]

Jesus fuck some Habs fans are dumber than shit.
Price sucks because he had a .846 sv% tonight. Lets ignore the fact that the first goal was a triple screen (two of which were Habs players screening him), the second goal was from 5 feet out and no one was withing the same stratosphere as Fehr, the third goal was a nasty deflection, and the fourth goal was one Price should have stopped, but the entire scoring chance manifested on a brutal giveaway behind the net. But no, lets ignore all that and just look at the .846 and the fact that Price made 0 highlight reel saves tonight. Thats why Price sucks, because he failed to bail the team out. The fact the habs got outshot is irrelevant. The fact the Pens had more scoring chances in the first period than the Habs had in the second and third combined, when they should have been playing more aggressive and desperate hockey, thats irrelevant. The fact the pens had more scoring chances in the third period than the Habs, despite having a 2-3 goal lead is irrelevant. Nope, Price sucks because .846.

[Cail]

ThE real reason price sucks: he was my first pick in fantasy

[NynJa]

ThE real reason price sucks: he was my first pick in fantasy

[Sepukku]

Jesus fuck some Habs fans are dumber than shit.
Price sucks because he had a .846 sv% tonight. Lets ignore the fact that the first goal was a triple screen (two of which were Habs players screening him), the second goal was from 5 feet out and no one was withing the same stratosphere as Fehr, the third goal was a nasty deflection, and the fourth goal was one Price should have stopped, but the entire scoring chance manifested on a brutal giveaway behind the net. But no, lets ignore all that and just look at the .846 and the fact that Price made 0 highlight reel saves tonight. Thats why Price sucks, because he failed to bail the team out. The fact the habs got outshot is irrelevant. The fact the Pens had more scoring chances in the first period than the Habs had in the second and third combined, when they should have been playing more aggressive and desperate hockey, thats irrelevant. The fact the pens had more scoring chances in the third period than the Habs, despite having a 2-3 goal lead is irrelevant. Nope, Price sucks because .846.

Sid didn't even do shit and you still got whooped in your home rink

[Thoronas]

Thats not a quote from bergevin, but a response to bergevin looking for a puck moving D.

Either way, many lulz were had. Trades away PK, then says "aw shit, we need a puck moving D, but theyre hard to find on the market, 7 months after trading an elite PMD.

He probably meant "we need a white puck moving D"

[NynJa]

Sid didn't even do shit and you still got whooped in your home rink

Crosby got shut the fuck down by TOPTEN, with a CF% of 23.53% when they were on the ice together.


Is Price's .899 and .881 in Dec/Jan a by-product of Price playing like shit, or is the team infront of him letting him down?
Hint: Price is still stellar, but the team infront of him isnt doing him any favors.

[Vaspinne]

Wulfy, tonight we fight!!! And feel fear, as history is on my side

Roger Millions ‏@RogMillions 4h4 hours ago
#Flames are 5-1 last six home games and 5-1 last six Games vs Nashville.

[Obsidian]

Let's see if the Rangers can do any better tonight than they did lat week.

[Obsidian]

God fucking dammit Grabner.

[Obsidian]

We've been getting away with taking way too many penalties lately because of our stellar PK. Hopefully that goal clues them into the fact that they're not going to kill off every single penalty they take for the rest of the season.