2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread, Week 26: Holy Fuck Colorado Was Bad

[bluefan]

I dunno, I think your team is too good to properly tank but unless your GM pulls his thumb out of his ass you're going to be a bubble team at best. You'll win too many games to get a high draft pick.

Your goaltending is god-awful and that could have been addressed in the summer when everyone was shitting goalies. Now it's going to cost an arm and a leg.

We're screwed for at least another year or so with how Chevy has used his management powers.

#ReleaseTheComrie!

[Obsidian]

Subban punched a linesman by accident while he was fighting Trochek, lol.

[Obsidian]

Jake Gardiner, everybody.

[DFJS]

Let's see if the ducks can keep the caps under 5 goals tonight.

[bluefan]

The suckage continues!

Hopefully this is the last time we see both Maurice and Chevy with the Jets tonight.

#DreamOn

[DFJS]

So much for not giving up 5. 3 In the first. Might as well call the game now. Looks like the only person that showed up to play is Gibson. His team hanging him out to dry.

[Sepukku]

HILARY KNIGHT IS IN TOWN TONIGHT FOR THE NWHL ALL STAR GAME, AWWWW YEAH TIME TO GO FIND WHERE THIS CUTIE IS AT

[Obsidian]

Not cute enough to justify that level of lunacy.

Another slow start, another Leafs loss. Jake Gardiner is Jake Gardiner.

[bluefan]

I will be shocked if Maurice is still in after tonight.

All levels of pathetic from everyone.

[Obsidian]

Anderson gets another shutout in his first game back.

[Judai]

Let's see if the ducks can keep the caps under 5 goals tonight.

nope!

fuck corey perry

[bori]

The wings have negative 6.3 million in cap space. How the fuck?

[Thoronas]

The wings have negative 6.3 million in cap space. How the fuck?

They have $14 mil of salary in LTIR

[Cail]

Let's see if the ducks can keep the caps under 5 goals tonight.

Nope!

CAPS

[DFJS]

Didn't really expect they would. More surprised they got 4 past holtby. After the 3 in the first I was watching stranger things so I was shocked they made a game of it after how badly they started. Expecting more of the same vs Minnesota on Tuesday.

[bori]

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Detroit's Gustav Nyquist has been offered an in-person hearing for high-sticking Minnesota's Jared Spurgeon. Date and time TBD.

[Obsidian]

Nyquist is definitely fucked after that high stick.

[NynJa]

https://streamable.com/4v7bm

[bori]

Chara deek and shorty, what a beauty

[NynJa]

Habs playing like diarrhea