2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread, Week 26: Holy Fuck Colorado Was Bad

[Judai]

My ex killed any remote interest I have in cheering for the Leafs. Fucking crazy Toronto born woman she was.

so, just a normal Torontonian.

[Obsidian]

Nah, normal Torontonians are rarely born in Ontario.

[Obsidian]

Crosby explodes Mark Methot's finger:

https://streamable.com/vgjx6

Not even a penalty called.

Edit: Potentially NSFL depending on your gore tolerance.

[bori]

3 times in a row Bruins score then let a goal in within a minute. lol.

[NynJa]

Crosby explodes Mark Methot's finger:

https://streamable.com/vgjx6

Not even a penalty called.

But he didnt hit him in the head so its ok.

[Obsidian]

ANOTHER ASSIST FOR MARNER

[Obsidian]

Also that streamable may be NSFL depending on how sensitive you are to gore.

[bori]

But he didnt hit him in the head so its ok.

It's Pens so it's OK, BUT GOD FORBID SOME OTHER TEAM DOES IT

[NynJa]

Someones gonna take a run at Sid if he keeps this up.

[Obsidian]

And they'll get suspended 20 games for sneezing in his general direction.

[bori]

Bruins crashing and burning at the end of season.....again.

[Judai]

Crosby explodes Mark Methot's finger:

https://streamable.com/vgjx6

Not even a penalty called.

Edit: Potentially NSFL depending on your gore tolerance.

didn't kill him, good clean hockey play.

I would have gone to both the ref and Sid and shown them my finger, like, look at this shit you fucking assholes.

[Obsidian]

He's out the rest of the game as well with a "laceration" to his finger. If he misses significant time, that's a big blow to Ottawa.

I would have wiped it on the ref's jersey on my way to the bench.

[Outlaw]

Crosby explodes Mark Methot's finger:

https://streamable.com/vgjx6

Not even a penalty called.

Edit: Potentially NSFL depending on your gore tolerance.

That looks like the entire first segment of his finger was completely crushed. Damn.

[Judai]

That looks like the entire first segment of his finger was completely crushed. Damn.

it's basically torn off, it's dangling by a thread.

Longer look at it, (as this one doesn't cut to Sid's ugly face) he shakes it and it looks like it's about to fall off.

NSFL
https://gfycat.com/HighlevelSmartAsianwaterbuffalo

[NynJa]

it's basically torn off, it's dangling by a thread.

Longer look at it, (as this one doesn't cut to Sid's ugly face) he shakes it and it looks like it's about to fall off.

NSFL
https://gfycat.com/HighlevelSmartAsianwaterbuffalo

Good strong hockey play, not a slash, nope...stick didnt break.

[Obsidian]

Better off slashing people in the hands instead of the stick honestly. You'll get called for a broken stick every time. That's pretty much all the zebras are looking for.

[bori]

Incoming Crosby $1,200 fine. That'll teach him.

[Judai]

Incoming Crosby $1,200 fine. That'll teach him.

I highly doubt he even gets fined.

[NynJa]

Incoming Crosby $1,200 fine. That'll teach him.

The fine will be sponsored by Gatorade and he'll make 50k on the sponsorship.