2016-2017 NHL Regular Season Thread, Week 26: Holy Fuck Colorado Was Bad

[Obsidian]

Fuuuuck me.

[Judai]

He's got nothing on 3 time 30 goal-scorer Patrick Kane, one of the top 100 NHL players of all time.

Kane does have him beat in at least two areas, beating up cabbies and raping women.

[Ratatapa]

Kane does have him beat in at least two areas, beating up cabbies and raping women.

But Kane beats him where it mather the most

2 more rings

[Vaspinne]

But Kane beats him where it mather the most

2 more rings

...Chicago has won 3 stanley cups recently >_>

[Obsidian]

Looked like Carrier failed his elbowing attempt on Gardiner.

Edit: He's obviously implying the Capitals are going to win it this year.

[Vaspinne]

SOOOOOOOOFFFFT goal on Allen but I'll take it

[Judai]

But Kane beats him where it mather the most

2 more rings

all his rings just help him beat cabbies and women up.

[Judai]

Ovechkin is the third player in NHL history with 30 goals in each of his first 12 seasons, joining Mike Gartner and Wayne Gretzky.

2 of these guys are all time great Caps.

[Obsidian]

What a fucking terrible line change. Freddy just bailed them out so hard.

[Vaspinne]

2 of these guys are all time great Caps.

Neither of those 2 all time great Caps won any cups

[Obsidian]

I've never seen somebody touted as a great skater trip over nothing as much as Jake Gardiner does.

[Vaspinne]

Ice is slippery bro, duh

[Judai]

Neither of those 2 all time great Caps won any cups

neither has Jarome Iginla

Gartner could have won with the Rags but they traded him the year they won...

[Obsidian]

AUSTON

MOTHERFUCKING

MATTHEWS

[Obsidian]

Jesus Christ can we stay tied for longer than 30 seconds?

[Obsidian]

Wait a minute where the fuck is Freddy?

[Obsidian]

Oh Christ, Freddy left the game with an upper-body injury. We are FUCKED.

[NynJa]

It would be nice if these Canadiens would show up to every game playing like this

[Obsidian]

This team looks completely dead. Dunno what it is about Buffalo that always seems to suck the life right out of us.

[NynJa]

Kypreos saying that the result of an injury should dictate punishment, in regards to the Crosby slash and how the precedent was never set...my response: shut the fuck up. The action should dictate punishment, with potential accentuation via the result.