President Donald J. Trump: Orange is the New Black, House Slytherin Rises Also Heil Trump!

[NynJa]

im actually rob schneider and i appreciate your well-wishes

Hey Rob, when you deep throat Adam, do you take his balls in your mouth too?

[mallister]

i...don't know what to say, but it will be fun to watch.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...=.a3ac31d514e9

[Mertron]

Hey Rob, when you deep throat Adam, do you take his balls in your mouth too?

he's jewish so I can fit all of him and like three of you

[archibaldcrane]

You're making the mistake of taking him at his word, instead of listening to his heart.

[NynJa]

he's jewish so I can fit all of him and like three of you

But im not jewish

[Cail]

Upwards of 30 Democrat reps/sens skipping/boycotting the inauguration

[Cail]

http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/16/politi...any/index.html

The new revelation is the latest example of Price trading stock in a healthcare firm at the same time as pursuing legislation that could impact a company's share price. The issue has become a major liability for the congressman after The Wall Street Journal reported last month that he traded roughly $300,000 in shares over the past four years in health companies while pursuing legislation that could impact them.

The purchase of the Zimmer Biomet shares is the latest such example, raising new concerns among ethics experts that Price may have inappropriately used inside information while purchasing shares in a company. Concerns over insider trading on Capitol Hill -- where members of Congress allegedly traded stock based on intelligence gleaned from the legislative process -- prompted the enactment of the STOCK Act in 2012 aimed at combating the practice.

"It clearly has the appearance of using your influence as a congressman to your financial benefit," Larry Noble, general counsel at the Campaign Legal Center, a watchdog group, said of Price's transaction. "If he believed in the bill, he should not have purchased the stock."

[Quicklet]

I'm disappointed that number isn't higher.

[Athas]

i...don't know what to say, but it will be fun to watch.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...=.a3ac31d514e9

He'll say insurance for everyone they same way he says he's divesting from his business. Just lip service and no one's like to care when he fails to follow through.

[Ragnus]

This is honestly one of the worst things for me. I'm so used to assuming that politicians are lying to me that I'm not sure how to handle a guy who says something different every day of the week.

Also, Trump is taking the weekend off. Day one is Monday according to him

http://thehill.com/homenews/administ...administration

[Ragnus]

If anything this is the greatest example I'll be able to pass onto my kid that trying to make everyone happy will just make everyone hate you. Trump's need to have everyone love him, a need that exceeds that of Bill Clinton's when he's socializing, is going to have him torn apart by political buzzards the moment he has to commit to something.

I'm not sure he realizes he can't be doing stuff like bombing Iran while sending out messages saying he wants to peacefully negotiate.

[BaneTheBrawler]

But im not jewish

[Shuichi]

I feel like I'm watching one of the oldest tactics play itself out in real life. Just sowing discord from within and letting the enemy destroy themselves from the inside.

[Olo401]

....as guests entered the National Press Club, shirtless Mexican laborers would be building a physical wall around them. Instead of doves, (Milo) Yiannopoulos would release 500 live frogs in honor of Pepe, the cartoon mascot of pro-Donald Trump internet trolls. The room would be lined with oil portraits in gilt frames, each depicting a celebrity who had vowed to leave the country in the event of Trump’s election. At the end of the night, the portraits would be thrown into a bonfire and burned. Yiannopoulos would send a bill for the party to the Mexican Embassy.

http://www.politico.com/magazine/sto...er-milo-214629

[Bardicrune]

Now THAT's a party!

[Mertron]

http://classicalpoets.org/inaugural-...onald-j-trump/

[Zealot]

I look forward to Blacked Out, Rob Schneider's next film in which a magic boombox transforms him into a black preacher in the 1950s south.

[tyven]

I look forward to Blacked Out, Rob Schneider's next film in which a magic boombox transforms him into a black preacher in the 1950s south.

he's just a dude playing a dude okay

[ronin sparthos]

I look forward to Blacked Out, Rob Schneider's next film in which a magic boombox transforms him into a black preacher in the 1950s south.

In the tearjerking climax, Schneider is forced to let MLK be assassinated to preserve the integrity of the timeline.

[archibaldcrane]

Summer Zervos, former contestant on "The Apprentice" who accused Trump of sexual assault and was called a liar by him, is filing a civil suit against Trump. She's being represented by Gloria Allred.

http://www.vox.com/policy-and-politi...lawsuit-allred