President Donald J. Trump: Orange is the New Black, House Slytherin Rises Also Heil Trump!

[Melena]

I am in tears

https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/stat...32192767721472

Rick Perry never fails to entertain

InB4 Rick Perry starts praying away the gay.

[myreality]

InB4 Rick Perry starts praying away the gay.

Or claims that everytime a severe hurricane gets to the coast we need to deport the gay's so they can draw it away.

[archibaldcrane]

a nice humanizing moment

then you remember he'll handle our nukes and shit

Nukes are pretty much all that's going to be left of the Department of Energy if Trump's plans to follow the Heritage foundation proceed as planned.

https://origin-nyi.thehill.com/polic...-dramatic-cuts

He supposedly wants to gut the shit out of tons of federal agencies - so basically exactly what Rick Perry proposed on that fateful debate stage 5 years ago.

The Corporation for Public Broadcasting would be privatized, while the National Endowment for the Arts and National Endowment for the Humanities would be eliminated entirely.

Overall, the blueprint being used by Trump’s team would reduce federal spending by $10.5 trillion over 10 years.

The proposed cuts hew closely to a blueprint published last year by the conservative Heritage Foundation, a think tank that has helped staff the Trump transition.

[Fiye]

I don't think thats his desk.

[Fiye]

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/18/u...rump.html?_r=0

Did anyone link this yet because this is absurd.

[Cail]

Trump to name New York Jets owner Woody Johnson as ambassador to the UK

[Fiye]

Huh I wonder why he did that

[archibaldcrane]

Can you honestly effectively split time between being an ambassador (to literally our #1 ally) and an NFL team owner?

[tyven]

Jets confirmed for first UK team. SORRY JAGS

[Vaspinne]

Can you honestly effectively split time between being an ambassador (to literally our #1 ally) and an NFL team owner?

[archibaldcrane]

If you want to start a "US ally tier rankings" post I'm all ears.

[Vaspinne]

If you want to start a "US ally tier rankings" post I'm all ears.

We only share the longest boarder on the globe and are each other's biggest trading partners BUT FUCK YOU WE'RE NOT FRIENDS!!!!

[Day]

1. Russia
2. Israel
3. ???
4. Profit

[Andalusian girls]

We only share the longest boarder on the globe and are each other's biggest trading partners BUT FUCK YOU WE'RE NOT FRIENDS!!!!

Canada's more a little brother than a friend

but you guys didn't fight in Iraq with us which let the Brits leapfrog you in ally power rankings

[Vaspinne]

1. Russia
2. Israel
3. ???
4. Profit

Actually, I think this joke came across a lot better then my "jaded Canadian" angle.

[archibaldcrane]

Yeah, if you aren't our ride-or-die bitch during our greatest foreign policy disaster in the past 40 years you don't get shotgun.

[Olo401]

Spoiler: show

I don't think thats his desk.

I just noticed the wall panels say "PLUS ULTRA" in Latin script. How long until Trump claims he's All Might's successor?

[Vaspinne]

Yeah, if you aren't our ride-or-die bitch during our greatest foreign policy disaster in the past 40 years you don't get shotgun.

Sometimes friends disagree! It just makes our bond that much stronger!!!

Look, even our former PM thinks Trump is gonna make the US's foreign policy stronger! http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/trum...rper-1.3942991

[Dimmauk]

OMG SUPERMAN SONG!

[Dimmauk]

Lmao at trump rocking out