President Donald J. Trump: Orange is the New Black, House Slytherin Rises Also Heil Trump!

[Zetanio]

Fucking rofl

[Yuri-G]

Hmm. Condoleeza Rice was one of the driving forces behind the Tillerson pick. I'm at a bit of a loss; he sounds like a terrible choice but Rice has always been one of the few in the GOP that I trust and admire even if I disagree with her.

[myreality]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/poli...icle-1.2909484

Triple H said Donald Trump couldn't tell if a WWE skit was fake

Ha!

[Andalusian girls]

Hmm. Condoleeza Rice was one of the driving forces behind the Tillerson pick. I'm at a bit of a loss; he sounds like a terrible choice but Rice has always been one of the few in the GOP that I trust and admire even if I disagree with her.

yeah my initial reaction was who the fuck names their kid Rex but i get starry-eyed when Bob Gates starts talking and Condi did a bang up job in a terrible situation during Dubya's second term. on the strength of their endorsements have to forestall judgement until the man can present himself in a more substantive way. he really hasn't said much about diplomacy or international affairs.

[Krandor]

In his defense, alot of people thought it was real. WWE's stock plummeted the next morning before they officially announced that it was all a stunt.

[Tyrath]

In his defense, a lot of people are stupid so its okay that our president is too.

FTFY

[Day]

glad to finally have someone with some god damn sense in this administration!

oh man it may be legit

http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know...reneurial-role

Trump spoke with West about becoming an “ambassador of sorts” in an “entrepreneurial leadership role,"

[Byrthnoth]

Friend tells me DoE is basically melting down.

Everyone is always looking for a better job, but a shitton of people in DC just widened their search.

[Dimmauk]

Trump confirmed to be a Cuckold. Melania is going to have fun with Kanye

[Ragnus]

*throws up*

[Zetanio]

Kanye lookin like fucking Wesley Snipes from Demolition Man.

[Ragnus]

He's about as broke as Wesley Snipes also.

[Niiro]

Someone should shop a lobotomy scar on the side of his head.

Spoiler: show

We hardly knew yeezy.

[myreality]

http://fortune.com/2016/12/13/donald...bership-cards/

For a minimum donation of $35
Don’t worry if you missed out on buying a $35 “Gold Executive Membership Card” during Donald Trump’s presidential campaign. Now you can buy an “Inaugural Membership Card.”

Over the summer, the Trump campaign was largely mocked for trying to sell Gold Executive Membership Cards, the Verge reported. While it was unclear what benefits the cards provided, they declared each owner as a “generous and loyal patriot” and a “true friend” of the Trump campaign. The first cards sold for $200, but the price had plummeted to $35 by August.

Now the Trump team is hawking an updated version. On Monday, the president-elect’s Twitter page sent visitors to a page where they could buy “Official 2017 Inaugural Membership” cards to those willing to shell out $35 or more.

Posting this link for Zoner.
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/splash/...al-membership/

[Gryffes]

Glorious.

[Yuri-G]

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[Olo401]

Looks like a young Don King

[Deftscythe]

http://fortune.com/2016/12/13/donald...bership-cards/




Posting this link for Zoner.
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/splash/...al-membership/

Inb4 glorious leader sets up checkpoints requiring you show your card to pass.

Edit: On a real note, where does this money go now that he's been elected?

[Fiye]

Into his pocket? Towards the 2020 campaign?

[Ragnus]

Legal fund when he's tried for treason?