115th United States Congress

[archibaldcrane]

According to neoliberal twitter, he purposely voted to cut funding to embassy security to cause Benghazi and weaken Hilary as a candidate.

so uh

what sex scandal or whatever is brewing behind the scenes here?

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[Quicklet]

According to neoliberal twitter, he purposely voted to cut funding to embassy security to cause Benghazi and weaken Hilary as a candidate.

So much would be explained if this were true.

Sadly, he probably just diddled a woman who was not his wife like all the other pols who suddenly decide they "need to spend more time with family".

[archibaldcrane]

I mean, that's more of a full-court bankshot than generating kompromat on a reality show host and then getting him to run for president, where he then decimates the field in the primary and then wins the general despite nearly 3 million fewer votes

wait

[Quicklet]

I mean, he did just tweet this which is not suspicious at all.

https://twitter.com/jasoninthehouse/...40390185324544

Julie Chaffetz, Jason’s Wife: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

[Xajii]

I mean, he did just tweet this which is not suspicious at all.

https://twitter.com/jasoninthehouse/...40390185324544

Lol this guy definitely fucked somebody

[archibaldcrane]

Rob Quist, the bluegrass musician who is running in the special election in Montana, has raised over 2 million. That election is still over a month away.

https://twitter.com/alyssaaroberts/s...53155872628736

[archibaldcrane]

Lol this guy definitely fucked somebody

If he didn't though - a Heavy.com article about his wife would seem hilarious wouldn't it?

[Xajii]

If he didn't though - a Heavy.com article about his wife would seem hilarious wouldn't it?

Oh it's pretty funny either way

[Day]

someone said might be this woman

http://thehill.com/50-most-beautiful...annon-sorensen

be hard to be mad if so

[TsingTao]

23 year old yoga instructor? I guess that would explain things, wouldn't it?

[tyven]

someone said might be this woman

http://thehill.com/50-most-beautiful...annon-sorensen

be hard to be mad if so

I KNOW HER LOL

[Tyrath]

And you let a 50 year old creep get to her first? Fail.

[archibaldcrane]

I KNOW HER LOL

Text and ask if Chaffetz's dick has any unique identifying features.

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[tyven]

Text and ask if Chaffetz's dick has any unique identifying features.

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Sadly I only know her in a professional capacity because for some reason i kept having to meet with Chaffetz's office for a two year stretch.

Anyway that is what like 75% of hill staffers look like. its fucking absurd. Zealot can confirm

[archibaldcrane]

Sadly I only know her in a professional capacity

Trump is president, it's allowed now

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[Xajii]

Anyway that is what like 75% of hill staffers look like. its fucking absurd. Zealot can confirm

wats good with your prenup

[tyven]

wats good with your prenup

my wife is the one with the wealthy family

[Zealot]

I used to work with a woman on that list. The Hill was a joy. I still have her personal email, time to reach out.

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[Quicklet]

So Tyven, what are the odds we get a government shutdown because Tantrum-Thrower-in-Chief Trump pushes his ridiculous "border wall funding for Obamacare funding" strategy so he doesn't have to be sad about not having any legislative accomplishments in his first 100 days?

Also, can gov't funding forced through reconcilation or can Dems filibuster?

[tyven]

I've not heard anyone talk about funding gov't through reconciliation. Not sure if it's possible but I doubt it.

Currently most people I know believe they will pass a one week CR for a little more time to figure things out.

Sticking points on getting funding through include:
Border wall funding in exchange for ACA funding
Planned Parenthood Funding
Coal Miner health
Flint water

There's no general consensus on what will actually happen outside of the short term CR to buy more time, and I'm not sure if that can even be considered a general consensus. I predict they get it figured out and pass something with no sticking points.