2016-2017 NFL Super Bowl LI Thread: Never Count Out Touchdown Tom

[Boyiee]

Nvm they filled it beforehand and it's already airing. Brady you smug bastard.

http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2017...mri-commercial

Edit : also https://mobile.twitter.com/jon_bois/...44534472372225

bah didn't see your edit.

[Spider-Dan]

"roger that"

[Melena]

i also can't believe kyle shanny went 1-8 on third down calls and is off to a bottom 3 coaching situation in the NFL. yikes

Niners officials are upset as they were hoping to unveil him as a super bowl winning coach.

[AidenCarby]

Hey guys what did I miss

[Mertron]

Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And then you are a bitchface

[Roranora]

The best hydrocarbon reserves came from plankton and marine species but it's cool. The Phanerozoic sedimentary succession was so lit, and our thirst so great, that now bored Arabs buy Ferrari FFs and Lambos for police departments.

[Mertron]

yeah, well, your uncle molests collies

[Roranora]

hey now, he would just bathe them!

[Outlaw]

I still can't believe what I witnessed last night. I went over to my parents house to watch the game cause they have a big screen tv and because of.. snacks! Anyway, most of the people there were Falcons fans because they are way old enough that they have been rooting for them before Tennessee had a team and couldn't be persuaded to change over when we got one. I am a TN fan now for the record but I still wanted NE to lose cause I hate Tom Brady and Bill Belichick and Altanta needed a sports championship sinse it's been a while. The reason I am posting this is because I want to give you a play by play of what went on at the house. It was the most lulz thing ever! XD I was spoiler it for people who don't give a shit.

Spoiler: show

My family and relatives were cautiously optimistic before the game then when they got a 2 TD lead they were elated. Then after the INT and the TD everybody was like, 'We got this'. Cheers and high fives all around. Halftime show. A bunch of mostly older people who don't know who Lady Gaga is and basically calling her a whore (lol) and were confused by the special effects. Another TD by the Flacons in the 3rd and everybody is relaxed. People start talking about other things, my mom shows a new piece of furniture or something to the women folk. Patriots score. Miss extra point. Everybody laughs. FG by the Pats in the 4th. Reaction, "Meh". I personally still think they are going to win. TD a little bit later and the 2 pt conversion. Suddenly everyone is back in the room and concerned. "Don't you mess this up Altanta!", etc. That long drive near the end of the 4th and people are sweating bullets. At this point I know all is lost and while I hate to see fucking Tom with five SB rings I can't help but grin. NE scores with under a minute left. Room erupts. Bile is thrown at the Falcons, they can't believe they let them do this. 2 pt is successful. Daggers in their eyes. Room is silent. In OT a couple people say, "Come on Altanta!" retaining a glimmer of hope. Patriots can't be stopped. TD. Game over. My mom immediately gets up and throws a glass and leaves the room. Curses can be heard under breath. My dad and uncle start talking. "How could they let them come back on them like that?" and "They should have called that holding", etc. I wanted to burst out laughing but I didn't say a word cause my family would've killed me. I mean I was mad that they lost but not THAT mad. Everybody hung around a little bit longer and chatted but even after everyone left (I was the last one) I swear you could still feel a dark miasma hanging in the house. lol!

[Rhyis.]

In short: fuck tom

[NinjaLotter]

On the contrary: I want pictures of Brady's smiling face next to Trump to be plastered all over the media.

They are insurance to make sure that Brady stays out of the spotlight forever when he's done playing.

YOU WILL NOT DIVIDE US.
/10

[NinjaLotter]

I tried to red-pill you hoes but you were too dependent on the system.
The pain doesn't stop for the haters.

[Dimmauk]

Either Bardy sold his soul to Satan, which explains his friendship with Trump, or that game was fixed like Wrestle Mania.

3rd and 1 and the Falcons try to pass and Matty does his best Drew Bledsoe football statue and hold the ball for what seemed a stupidly long time and then drops it on the ground.

The Pats last 2 championships were gifts not wins.

Whatever.

[Adajer]

Either Bardy sold his soul to Satan, which explains his friendship with Trump, or that game was fixed like Wrestle Mania.

3rd and 1 and the Falcons try to pass and Matty does his best Drew Bledsoe football statue and hold the ball for what seemed a stupidly long time and then drops it on the ground.

The Pats last 2 championships were gifts not wins.

Whatever.

by this logic, 21 of the falcons points were gifts

[tyven]

Tom Brady is the goat and Giselle is such a down ass bitch and Belichick is actually Swaggy B when you think about it. It turns out I really love the Pats.

[Zetanio]

Gisele was my neighbor at one point. trufax.

[NinjaLotter]

Either Bardy sold his soul to Satan, which explains his friendship with Trump, or that game was fixed like Wrestle Mania.

3rd and 1 and the Falcons try to pass and Matty does his best Drew Bledsoe football statue and hold the ball for what seemed a stupidly long time and then drops it on the ground.

The Pats last 2 championships were gifts not wins.

Whatever.

After ring #5 the Brady GOAT defense got simplified. Here, let me try.

"LOL you're dumb"

[NinjaLotter]

After the Patriots win the Super Bowl next season, Tom Brady will have been the quarterback for two separate 3-time champion football dynasties. Meanwhile, Trump will still be President.

So many people should just do the right thing and commit Seppuku now.

[Zetanio]

Still can't beat Eli in the Super Bowl.

[Akiyama]

LOL. Sark is set to be the Falcons new OC.

Blew a 4th quarter lead in the National Title game, so he goes to a team that blew a 4th quarter lead in the Super Bowl. Good fit.