Predisent Donald J. Trump: James Comey and the Giant Peach Part II: The Ripening

[Quicklet]

So it's essentially guaranteed that Trump will try to force Sessions or Rosenstein to "unrecuse" themselves so they can fire Mueller once the investigation starts getting too close to him.

[Fiye]

Please don't say stuff like that Quicklet. I don't want people like Heavencloud going like 'I don't see what the issue is' on my facebook feed.

[Fiye]

I love this bot so much.



Saudi arabia totes cool though they let me touch a glowy orb.

[Quicklet]

Trump's master plan for distracting from the Comey hearings will be getting our troops kicked out of Qatar:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...62159789985792

During my recent trip to the Middle East I stated that there can no longer be funding of Radical Ideology. Leaders pointed to Qatar - look!

[Fiye]

Apparently he wasn't done with his thought.

[Zetanio]

Is he really this stupid?

It's still amazing that he's President.

[Krazy]

I find it more amazing he made it to adulthood and didn't drown in the shower or something.

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[Dantrag]

LMAO.... he thinks that the releases have a character limit!!!!!!

luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul

[Fiye]

They're his tweets Dantrag


https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot

I refuse to follow him and honestly this makes his tweets way better.

[Dantrag]

Ooooooh.... haha, I honestly thought those were press releases and that he... yeah you get it lol. Thanks!

[Gredival]

I find it more amazing he made it to adulthood and didn't drown in the shower or something.

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The advantage to being born rich.

[Krazy]

The advantage to being born rich.

I like to imagine he had a maid standing next to him keeping his mouth closed under the shower head.

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[TsingTao]

He's really this stupid. He's always been this stupid. I'm terribly old but it does give me an advantage in that I've watched Trump be this stupid for decades. There's a reason he was insulated from the public outside of meaningless nonsense like his reality TV show. Now that barrier is gone, none of this is surprising.

What is surprising is just how stupid much of the rest of the country seems to have become. The fact that so many people believe his bullshit is shocking. To quote the orange one... SAD.

[Gredival]

I like to imagine he had a maid standing next to him keeping his mouth closed under the shower head.

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I've heard stories about completely sheltered rich kids being absolutely lost on basic daily living their freshman year.

[Tokitoki]

What is surprising is just how stupid much of the rest of the country seems to have become.

They didn't become stupid.

A portion were already dumb, a portion were upset with the DNC, and the rest were a mix of different people that believed his rhetoric, thought "we need a business man," or some other BS.

[Vaspinne]

So Trump plans on live-tweeting throughout the Comey testimony. Get your popcorn ready

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/06/trum...-comey-report/

[TsingTao]

I am sure that will work out perfectly for Trump. Well, for our amusement as he makes things worse but still...

[ronin sparthos]

I'd pay actual money to see the lawyers defending Trump pull their hair out because Trump refuses to shut the fuck up.

[Andalusian girls]

I've heard stories about completely sheltered rich kids being absolutely lost on basic daily living their freshman year.

sheltered rich girl i knew in college once asked me how to boil water

[Tyrath]

So Trump plans on live-tweeting throughout the Comey testimony. Get your popcorn ready

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/06/trum...-comey-report/

https://twitter.com/ChristianCooper/...355330/photo/1

Getting so excited for thursday.