Predisent Donald J. Trump: James Comey and the Giant Peach Part II: The Ripening

[archibaldcrane]

sounds like a sick band name

Sorry, I think there's already a prog-rock band called Lissencephaly.

[archibaldcrane]

trumps approval rating is lower than obamas at any point during his presidency

...in the Rasmussen poll

This was just two weeks ago lol

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[Day]

Sorry, I think there's already a prog-rock band called Lissencephaly.

I think it might slip by the trademark

[Salodin]

Sounds great.

Dates pls

p much

Sell when it's going down, buy after you've made your sell profit and it starts going back up. What's the problem folks cmon

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[Xno Kappa]

Sell. Invest the rest in diapers.

[archibaldcrane]

McMaster is continuing to purge Bannon/Flynn/Kushner/Trump loyalists from the National Security Council.

https://www.vox.com/world/2017/8/2/1...-watnick-fired

[tyven]

SOON ONLY GORKA WILL REMAIN

[Day]

Gorka and Miller is all he needs IMO

[Ksandra]

Sell. Invest the rest in diapers.

I used to invest in toilet paper. Wasn't amazing returns, but bidets have yet to take off in the US here (dumb), so it was hella safe.

[Psion]

I used to invest in toilet paper. Wasn't amazing returns, but bidets have yet to take off in the US here (dumb), so it was hella safe.

i kid you not, i take a shower immediately after every time because holy hell toilet paper is gross. my dad thought this was disgusting, and then i pointed out to him that at least i wasnt walking around with tiny bits of shit clinging to my ass after using the toilet, and you eventually have to clean yourself up in the shower anyways, so how was i the gross one? his response: "yeah, well...its still gross!" <_<

[Yuri-G]

if you have tiny bits of shit clinging to your butthole then you need more fiber.


source: I'm a gay dude. trust me about butt stuff.


also, I had to double check I'm in the right thread. but then I realized talking about shitty buttholes is actually appropriate for this administration so it's cool

[Eurell]

You shower after every shit?

Christ, buy some baby wipes if you're having that much trouble with wiping lol

[Talint]

Yes, Trump signed the sanctions passed by Congress as retaliation for interfering with the election.

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This apparently also included sanctions for Iran and North Korea.

Democrats overwhelmingly voted in favor of it, practically undoing one of Obama's truly great achievements -- the Iran nuclear deal. Well done democrats, well fucking done.

[Tyche]

Flushable wipes. Can buy them at most major box stores.

[Tyrath]

i kid you not, i take a shower immediately after every time because holy hell toilet paper is gross. my dad thought this was disgusting, and then i pointed out to him that at least i wasnt walking around with tiny bits of shit clinging to my ass after using the toilet, and you eventually have to clean yourself up in the shower anyways, so how was i the gross one? his response: "yeah, well...its still gross!" <_<

Showering after every shit is insane. But I don't see how cleaning yourself is gross?

[Zealot]

It is a little weird that bidets never caught on here and we consider them an extravagance.

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[Talint]

Fucking hell do you people not use a bidet like a normal person.

Dammit Zealot, beat me to it.

[Tyrath]

It's not a thing in America.

[Psion]

It's not a thing in America.

^ sad but true.

and i probably have bowel issues, since i only have an urge to go every 1-4 days. so it's not like i'm taking showers 3 times or more a day or however much a normal healthy person who shits more often than a dog does. (i do take showers every day though regardless, if only to rid myself of the stench of buttercream from cake decorating.)

[Headspace]

Flushable wipes. Can buy them at most major box stores.

Majority of these are actually very bad for your pipes