Ansem is gay

**Zetanio** · 2017-05-13 15:48

there is a buttsex joke there butt i'm not gonna make it.

**Niiro** · 2017-05-13 16:29

Just...like...do something normal with the ashes.

**Niiro** · 2017-05-13 16:29

Plant a tree with them and then when the tree grows cut off a branch and whittle a dildo out of it.

**Niiro** · 2017-05-13 16:30

That's pretty normal.

**Ansems** · 2017-05-13 17:12

He offered to make a mold of his dick but I declined. I kinda regret it now, I guess dick pics will do.

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**Rhyis.** · 2017-05-13 18:02

Having a dildo of a deceased ex-boyfriends penis would have been a special level of fucked up.
I don't think there'd be any coming back from that

**Niiro** · 2017-05-13 19:31

Hey man there's a company that specializes in putting the remains of loved ones into sex toys, don't judge.

**Niiro** · 2017-05-13 19:32

Got me a butt plug made out of ol' Grandma.

**Demosthenes** · 2017-05-14 02:32

That would certainly be more acceptable than smoking them up.

**Abandon** · 2017-05-14 02:34

Originally Posted by Niiro

Plant a tree with them and then when the tree grows cut off a branch and whittle a dildo out of it.

fucking lol

**shepardG** · 2017-05-14 09:20

I feel like niro has won this.

**Abandon** · 2017-05-14 15:44

you still owe us exploded dildos, speaking of which; dont think we forgot

**Ansems** · 2017-05-14 23:55

Fifth date, it's his birthday. Should I put out?

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**Niiro** · 2017-05-15 01:13

Get that nut.

**Ansems** · 2017-06-06 03:47

He went on my phone and added himself on my Facebook. It's official.

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**Day** · 2017-06-06 11:02

That's super gay

**Ansems** · 2018-03-15 22:09

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