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    Aladdin (May 24, 2019) - A Guy MotherFucking Richie Film

    Director: Guy Ritchie
    Writer: John August
    IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt6139732/
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    Synopsis:
    Live action retelling of the 1992 animated film.
    Cast:

    Will Smith - Genie
    Naomi Scott - Jasmine
    Mena Massoud - Aladdin

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    Jason Statham as Jaffer with a cockney accent. Seems like the clear way to go.

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    u w0t m8.

    U avin a giggle?

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    Lol. A white chick playing jasmine. Sounds about right.


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    Quote Originally Posted by vagus View Post
    Lol. A white chick playing jasmine. Sounds about right.


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    I think her mother is Indian, so that'll be their excuse for it. She was pretty average in Power Rangers, so I wouldn't expect much.

    I love Will Smith but his casting confuses me. I know they want a new style given that you can't duplicate Robin William's Genie.

    I won't watch it bc fuck these lazy cash cow remakes, but I can't help but be curious as to how Smith's Genie will turn out.

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    Naomi Scott as Jasmine is laughable, but the bigger crime here is not casting Shaq as Genie to tie Aladdin and Ka-Zam together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gryffes View Post
    u w0t m8.

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    I spit my coffee. Good job.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fhloston View Post
    I won't watch it bc fuck these lazy cash cow remakes, but I can't help but be curious as to how Smith's Genie will turn out.

    Beauty and the Beast seems like the only one so far that they did correctly. But in general I agree. It's printing them money though so they'll keep doing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fhloston View Post
    I think her mother is Indian, so that'll be their excuse for it.
    Her mom's half indian. And considering she's playing an Arab princess, it's a bit of a stretch lol.

    Casting for this movie was a fucking gong show. Was supposed to start filming back in March or so but got delayed over and over. I even managed to get an opportunity to audition for Aladdin. But I can't sing for shit so I didn't bother submitting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaspinne View Post
    Her mom's half indian. And considering she's playing an Arab princess, it's a bit of a stretch lol.

    Casting for this movie was a fucking gong show. Was supposed to start filming back in March or so but got delayed over and over. I even managed to get an opportunity to audition for Aladdin. But I can't sing for shit so I didn't bother submitting.
    Should've gone for it! They can always adjust it in post production haha.

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    I doubt Disney even understands that India isn't Arab. All us brown people are interchangeable apparently.

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    It was mostly delayed because they were trying to find someone to play Aladdin. Finding a young handsome Arab actor who speaks fluent English is apparently pretty difficult.

    Will Smith as the Genie should be fun though.

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    I know no one can replace Robin Williams but at least get someone with similar comedy experience. Shit last I saw Gabriel Iglesias might be doing it and that would of worked out a lot better imo

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    New genie gonna give us a rap. Get with the times mang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    It was mostly delayed because they were trying to find someone to play Aladdin. Finding a young handsome Arab actor who speaks fluent English is apparently pretty difficult.

    Will Smith as the Genie should be fun though.
    saying that just 2 posts after this:

    Quote Originally Posted by Intrinsic View Post
    I doubt Disney even understands that India isn't Arab. All us brown people are interchangeable apparently.
    Might as well have said "What's a nubian?" for rage-inducing comments...

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