Predisent Donald J. Trump: Drone Wars Episode III: Revenge of Bernie Would Have Won

[TsingTao]

It only happens when someone wrote it for him.

[Dimmauk]

In real Tuesday news: https://www.washingtonpost.com/polit...=.e0f303c2c613

I wonder if he borrowed a cup of bleach from Killary?

[6souls]

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2017/0...in-bloomington

Islamic center in Bloomington, MN was attacked with an explosive device. No reported injuries. A pickup truck was seen fleeing the scene after the explosion.

White House official says the reason Trump hasn't commented on this is because they're under the impression that this was a fake attack carried out be the Left. Waiting until all of the facts are out there.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/...b0d793738a9e70

[Dimmauk]

White House official says the reason Trump hasn't commented on this is because they're under the impression that this was a fake attack carried out be the Left. Waiting until all of the facts are out there.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/...b0d793738a9e70

Damn those Dave Matthews crisis actors

[Obev]

Fireball radius is actually about 70m.

You can test all of these things out on https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

Firestorm not fireball. 200 metres of 6,000 degree death, 2 miles of blast radius which then turns into a firestorm.

I mean yeah yeah the US is hueg but you really don't want a nuclear warhead of any size dropping on you.

[tyven]

It only happens when someone wrote it for him.

I'm so damn conflicted here because it is satisfying to mock his incredibly limited vocabulary and inability to construct a sentence but it absolutely sucks that no meaningful steps can/will be taken when a POTUS shows clear mental decline.

Would be nice if there could be some attempt to fix the fact that this country will always be run by people on the verge of senility/dementia/Alzheimer's, but then AARP would come through and swing around that elder dick money and shout ageism and we'll just continue electing old tards.

[TsingTao]

I'd do more than mock him if I thought it would do any good.

I may not like the man personally, and I may detest his business practices, but he used to be rather well spoken. Whether or not you agreed with him Trump used to be able to make a point, on his own and off the cuff, in complete well structured sentences. Things have changed for the worse.

[Zealot]

Now that it's being reported that the FBI carried out a raid of Manafort's home, people went back and realized that was the same day Trump seemingly out of nowhere started tweeting about how Jeff Sessions should have fired the acting FBI director.

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[Vaspinne]

Trump threatens NK with nuclear annihilation. Today a giant inflatable Trump chicken shows up beside the Whitehouse. WOOOONDERFUL.

[6souls]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...47654431035393
https://twitter.com/seanhannity/stat...15738906173442

Trump & Hannity laying into McConnell today.

[Yuri-G]

wait, I thought only liberals cannibalized themselves?

[Krandor]

Wouldn't McConnell have to be a human being for it to count as cannibalism?

[tyven]

Wouldn't McConnell have to be a human being for it to count as cannibalism?

THEY HAVING TURTLE SOUP AT THE WHITE HOUSE TONIGHT BOYS

[Vaspinne]

Apparently the giant tortoise is delicious

[Yuri-G]

Wouldn't McConnell have to be a human being for it to count as cannibalism?

A+, best post of the-

THEY HAVING TURTLE SOUP AT THE WHITE HOUSE TONIGHT BOYS

well sorry Krandor, you've been pre-empted, holy shit

[Cantih]

[Niiro]

Is the metaphor that the "swamp" will merely consume and replace him.

[Dimmauk]

I bet the Secretary of Transportation will soon be fired because the Turtle clapped at Trump.

[Talint]

Apparently the giant tortoise is delicious

God I fucking love QI.

[Vaspinne]

God I fucking love QI.

You and me both. Series O should be starting in like a month