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    Evangelicals are the kind of people who'll support a pedophile for senator afaik

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    are they the ones on TV that make people have seizures by touching their heads? its so lit that people can pull off a con like that in 2017

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    Evangelicals are generally the ones that are pushed to spread the Gospel to everyone. Catholics don't really care for that and are pretty inclusive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    are they the ones on TV that make people have seizures by touching their heads? its so lit that people can pull off a con like that in 2017
    Short answer is yes

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    Are evangelicals the ones that speak “gods tongue” and spit out hawt fiyah gibberish?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    Or there was a rapture and only Bowie and Prince were good enough.
    that explains 2016; second rapture

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    Are evangelicals the ones that speak “gods tongue” and spit out hawt fiyah gibberish?
    Think of it like a Venn diagram. Christianity is two circles that don't overlap - Catholic and Protestant. Protestants include sects like Baptist, Lutheran, Latter Day Saints (kinda but w/e), etc. Evangelicals can be in any of these Protestant sects- it's more a way of spreading the Bible. Some Lutherans are evangelical some aren't (i.e. they just go to church, don't bother spreading the word). God's tongues and such are in some other protestant sect but may or may not be evangelical.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaybar View Post
    Think of it like a Venn diagram. Christianity is two circles that don't overlap - Catholic and Protestant. Protestants include sects like Baptist, Lutheran, Latter Day Saints (kinda but w/e), etc. Evangelicals can be in any of these Protestant sects- it's more a way of spreading the Bible. Some Lutherans are evangelical some aren't (i.e. they just go to church, don't bother spreading the word). God's tongues and such are in some other protestant sect but may or may not be evangelical.
    This is it in a nutshell. It's one (out of many) of the differences between the Catholics and Protestants. Not all protestants are evangelical, but I would say they are for sure the vocal majority, just do to the nature of what an evangelical is...to be vocal. I could imagine there are some evangelical Catholics, but I have never met one. I imagine in the bible belt the two religions have blended together a bit, so it's very probable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    I imagine in the bible belt the two religions have blended together a bit, so it's very probable.
    They haven't blended afaik. The christian population is much bigger than the catholic population.

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    Did you guys know Trump belongs to a sect of Christianity considered heretical by the Church?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiye View Post
    They haven't blended afaik. The christian population is much bigger than the catholic population.
    Catholic is Christian. Do you mean Protestant is bigger? That would make sense.

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    religion seems like it may have been a mistake you guys

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiye View Post
    The christian population is much bigger than the catholic population.



    Spoiler: show
    Catholics are christians!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post



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    Catholics are christians!
    Yeah, but so are Protestants, Baptists ... those are the only two sects I know, I'm Jewish. So true statement is true. Number of TOTAL CHRISTIANS > number of Christian Population that is Catholic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaybar View Post
    Catholic is Christian. Do you mean Protestant is bigger? That would make sense.
    This is what I mean. However in my time in the south I've never seen them refer to themselves as protestant.

    (Though when looking for churches you would obviously search that).

    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    religion seems like it may have been a mistake you guys
    Calm down sam harris

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    My neighbor is pentecostal. Should I be worried that I'm going to faint and then wake up and flop around like a fish if he touches my head?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaybar View Post
    Think of it like a Venn diagram. Christianity is two circles that don't overlap - Catholic and Protestant. Protestants include sects like Baptist, Lutheran, Latter Day Saints (kinda but w/e), etc. Evangelicals can be in any of these Protestant sects- it's more a way of spreading the Bible. Some Lutherans are evangelical some aren't (i.e. they just go to church, don't bother spreading the word). God's tongues and such are in some other protestant sect but may or may not be evangelical.
    smh Eastern Orthodoxy always get left out, six centuries after Mehmet the Byzantines still can't get any love smdh

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    Shouldn't have put Constantinople in a war zone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    Yeah, but so are Protestants, Baptists ... those are the only two sects I know, I'm Jewish. So true statement is true. Number of TOTAL CHRISTIANS > number of Christian Population that is Catholic.
    Protestants don't believe Catholics are Christians, hence why that phrase exists. It means Christians= protestants, not all Christians.


    And it's stupid that they don't believe we are Christians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalmado View Post
    My neighbor is pentecostal. Should I be worried that I'm going to faint and then wake up and flop around like a fish if he touches my head?
    Reminded me of this


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