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    You need to learn this Zealot if you ever want to get that religious vote.

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    Having been raised in a Hispanic Roman Catholic home, I know absolutely nothing about Protestants, Pentecostals, Baptists, etc. This shit is all so confusing on who belongs to who and does what lol.

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    I used to know more when I was dating a Catholic girl but it all kinda fell to the wayside in the past few years. She, of course, was VERY concerned with what other people believed and what they called themselves.

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    having been raised in a Hispanic Roman Catholic home i feel compelled to say 10 hail marys every time a woman takes her clothes off in front of me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    Having been raised in a Hispanic Roman Catholic home, I know absolutely nothing about Protestants, Pentecostals, Baptists, etc. This shit is all so confusing on who belongs to who and does what lol.
    I learned a lot when I went to a "nondominational" Christian group my freshman year of college. I made a couple good friends there, but there was a whole lot of people trying to convert me otherwise I was going to Hell for being a Catholic.

    Generally speaking protestant sects take both the old and new testament literally, believe in the power of prayer, and believe it is their mission to speak the word of God to others, while generally speaking Catholics take the old testament figuratively, believe in the power of good deeds, and use those good deeds as a way to spread the word.


    There's a bunch of other differences, too, just those are what stand out to me, especially since the protestant side has branched out a bunch.

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    Catholics get to cannibalize their savior while getting tipsy, checkmate heretics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    smh Eastern Orthodoxy always get left out, six centuries after Mehmet the Byzantines still can't get any love smdh
    Honestly wasn't sure where to put Orthodox Catholics. Figured they'd just be lumped in with "Catholics" and they can duke it out with the Roman Catholics and then ask for their help with some crusadin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Reminded me of this

    I do not have access to the Tubers of You while at the place of work, but I'm going to assume this video is either hilarious or scary and I look forward to watching it once at my humble abode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaybar View Post
    Honestly wasn't sure where to put Orthodox Catholics. Figured they'd just be lumped in with "Catholics" and they can duke it out with the Roman Catholics and then ask for their help with some crusadin'
    Some Catholics hate Orthodoxy/Protestant Christians. A Confirmation leader running the classes 20 years back now got found out to be a Protestant. The kids in the class didn't care. The parents on the other hand went witch hunting. Kinda fucked up when they all learning about Jesus & God almost all the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by synistar View Post
    Some Catholics hate Orthodoxy/Protestant Christians.
    Orthodox are wildly different than protestants.

    I don't think there are many catholics who hate orthodox. They are actually rather similar.

    I went (and was baptized at) to a Greek orthodox church when I was little since there were no Coptic (Egyptian Orthodox) churches near us. But we didn't speak Greek so my mom convinced my dad to have us go to the Catholic church instead (she is Irish Catholic). I don't feel like there was really all that much of a difference in experiences between the two. My sister takes her kids now to the same Greek church as she likes the families there.

    ymmv

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    Orthodoxy is VERY different from and closer to Catholicism than Protestantism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    Orthodox are wildly different than protestants.

    I don't think there are many catholics who hate orthodox. They are actually rather similar.

    I went (and was baptized at) to a Greek orthodox church when I was little since there were no Coptic (Egyptian Orthodox) churches near us. But we didn't speak Greek so my mom convinced my dad to have us go to the Catholic church instead (she is Irish Catholic). I don't feel like there was really all that much of a difference in experiences between the two. My sister takes her kids now to the same Greek church as she likes the families there.

    ymmv
    Which one has more inherent guilt?

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    jesus fuck who cares they're all making shit up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zetanio View Post
    Which one has more inherent guilt?
    Catholics are going to Hell because they masturbate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byrthnoth View Post
    jesus fuck who cares they're all making shit up
    dis true

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    https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/938851875679588354

    pearl harbor vet bursts into song during trump ceremony, what a boss

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    He should hook Donald Trump up with his brand of dentures.

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    EPA has announced today that they will no longer require mining companies to have the money to clean up after themselves.

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