2017-2018 Soccer Thread: Brace Yourselves, World Cup Posters Are Coming

[Tyrath]

Manchester United lost to Bristol city, dafuq

[Talint]

Bristol City's goal gifs are god tier

[Tyrath]

That's awesome.

I'm getting hyped for another Heynckes treble this year. Only big issue I see is Man City and I really hope they have to face Barca next round or something lol

[Talint]

This ArsePool game is good.

[Tyrath]

Yeah shit, I tuned in around 60 mins. Shits lit.

[Roranora]

Mignolet needs to be euthanized.

[Talint]

Solid result for Spurs, hopefully they can capitalize.

Mignolet needs to be euthanized.

He is...genuinely not great, but Loris Karius ain't exactly an upgrade lol.

[Roranora]

much footy today rdy go

[Zetanio]

gonna be at a fucking family event for pretty much all the matches.

I am disappoint.

[Roranora]

brits don't know about sunglasses do they

[Roranora]

Dele didn't waste much time before getting booked

[Roranora]

this Harry Kane fellow

53 goals in 51 games for club & country in the calendar year, with a cool 7 hat tricks

one more chance on Boxing Day to break Shearer's record of 36 PL goals in a year

[Talint]

Two goals and he's top scorer for the year, beating out Messi at 54.

[Roranora]

Two goals and he's top scorer for the year, beating out Messi at 54.

of course Kane adds another hat trick

PL-record goals scored, calendar year at 39 and 2017's top scorer club & country with 56 goals (Messi 54)
Only three (!?) of Kane's 56 were penalties.

also Messi once scored 91 in a calendar year but lol

[Zetanio]

He's one of our own.

[Talint]

Real Madrid is going to come in again and buy Harry Kane for $TEXAS and I'm going to have a legit sad when it happens.

Also Barca should go in for Son, because he's my second favorite. And Eriksen too, because he's awesome.

I guess what I'm saying is Barca and Real should get into a bidding war and fund the new stadium.

[Talint]

Also Robbie Mustoe said that Kane gets his pick of mega club, and that he should pick United.

Like, when Kane goes, he's not going to a PL rival jesus fuck. He's not Kyle Walker.

[Roranora]

it's City time now, this time at St. James Park, a new destination for Pep. he's also never actually faced a Rafa Benitez side apparently

the streak is at 17, shy of only Pep's Bayern's 19-game streak

[Roranora]

holy shit, incredible clearance off the line by Otamendi

[Talint]

Oh I forgot to post this.

PALACE I AM DISAPPOINT.

IT WAS THERE. ON A PLATTER.