General WWE II: The Most Electrifying ROH Appreciation in Sports Entertainment

[Anoat]

Raw tonight has Roman vs Bray Wyatt announced. Not sure if it's an EC qualifier but it would make sense. So RIP Bray.

[Melena]

Raw tonight has Roman vs Bray Wyatt announced. Not sure if it's an EC qualifier but it would make sense. So RIP Bray.

Need to set up that Bray vs broken woken Matt Hardy match.

[Anoat]

All those well received ad libbed promos last week that the Superstars made themselves on their phones. So of course this week they open with Roman reading a scripted promo off cue cards.

[Nitsuki]

Either Maggle slipped the tongue, or he really did blatantly say it, that the universal title match is going to be main eventing wrestlemania. Not surprised, but WHY EVEN HAVE A ROYAL RUMBLE AT THIS POINT WHEN A BRAND SPECIFIC PPV DETERMINES THE MAIN EVENT!???

[Xno Kappa]

Bray Wyatt has to be one of the biggest character murders in WWE history lol.

[Anoat]

Either Maggle slipped the tongue, or he really did blatantly say it, that the universal title match is going to be main eventing wrestlemania. Not surprised, but WHY EVEN HAVE A ROYAL RUMBLE AT THIS POINT WHEN A BRAND SPECIFIC PPV DETERMINES THE MAIN EVENT!???

Pretty much everyone but WWE defines main event as the final match on the card. But WWE does this weird thing where they call their three biggest matches at WM main events. The Universal and WWE title matches will be "main events" no matter where they end up on the card. And probably 'Taker/Cena, too.

[Tyrath]

I mean they even do it on Raw. They have a main event for each hour sometimes lol

[Anoat]

The Revival, tag team specialists who lose every tag team match.

[Nitsuki]

The Revival, tag team specialists who lose every tag team match.

3 weeks in a row we've seen balor club vs revival. Revival is now 1-2 against them, like honestly, they gotta stop feeding them to balor club. -_-

[Xno Kappa]

Wait? When did Asuka choose the raw title?

[Anoat]

Alexa Bliss is TRIGGERED

[Nitsuki]

At this point, the WWE has to seriously be fucking with their audience. Why the fuck is Roman wrestling sports entertaining again?

edit: haha thank you Jordan

[Anoat]

lol Sheamus and Cesaro are so happy

[Nitsuki]

Lol "go to your room JASON!"

[Xno Kappa]

Sonya Deville has as much MMA experience as I do nascar racing.

[Nitsuki]

god damn Mandy Rose is fucking hot.

[Vil]

Bray Wyatt has to be one of the biggest character murders in WWE history lol.

Can we just skip the rest of this feud and have the gigglefreaks be a tag team? There's The Bar, Seth +1, and then a bunch of lower card, jobbers, and/or who cares about these guys for the rest of the division, right? Matt could still do his goofy shit playing off Bray, Bray might not be as much a perpetual joke, and they could still laugh at each other all they want.

[Anoat]

I love how Elias gets face and heel reactions alternating seemingly every other word. Last person I can remember who did that on the regular was The Rock.

[Anoat]

Sonya Deville has as much MMA experience as I do nascar racing.

According to her wiki she is 2-1 in professional MMA fights before she switched to pro wrestling.

[Tyrath]

god damn Mandy Rose is fucking hot.

Ain't got nothing on Alexa.