Random Fail FWP Thread: You're here because you're sick of reading about Halo Top in the Win thread

[BaneTheBrawler]

im sorry, yuri.

[Yuri-G]

thanks. they're pulling the plug tomorrow. shock's over, I found the emotion lol.

IDK. I'm really glad I was able to stop by and say goodbye. whether he heard me or not. gonna focus on that.

[dasva]

Watching A Quiet Place and whole movie some kids non stop talking and horsing around. Like at one point I think they were playing tag or something running thru the seats and shit

[Anoat]

Watching A Quiet Place and whole movie some kids non stop talking and horsing around. Like at one point I think they were playing tag or something running thru the seats and shit

They would have been so dead if they lived in the movie's universe.

[Fondue]

What the hell is this driveway LUL

[AoE]

Leads to the batcave.

[mallister]

my python shit in her pool. she does this all the time.

it wouldn't be a fail except she laid such a fucking chunk of log a piece of it got sucked into the intake for filter and clogged it solid. took me an hour and a half to unstop that shit. cage weight about a thousand pounds now with all the stuff in it, and 2 wheels are broken. i've strained my neck and i'm covered in nasty snake shit water.

please laugh at me.

[BaneTheBrawler]

[Moss]

When you're watching a show on VLC with a lady friend and then it autoplays porn when it's over

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[Xantavia]

Theatre I work at has been selling alcohol for about 2 years now, strickly pre-measured wine machine and opening beer bottles and pouring them in a glass. We opened an expanded bar on Friday. As a manager, my "training" consisted of a 12 page powerpoint presentation and a stack of handouts. Tonight was my first day dealing with it. First order was a pinapple-jalepeno margarita. Now, I haven't stepped foot in a bar since my 21st birthday over 20 years ago. So I'm trying to read this recipe book to figure it out. Then a keg runs out and I don't know step one about trying to change it, so just said fuck it.

Did I mention that I was the only employee over 21 in the building?

[dasva]

When you're watching a show on VLC with a lady friend and then it autoplays porn when it's over

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That's not quite a fail yet. Need to know what happened next

[Moss]

That's not quite a fail yet. Need to know what happened next

No reenactment unfortunately. I recognized the "title" screen immediately (the one with all the legal crap) and mashed the space bar. I played it off with "So we'll watch some porn now?"

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[Astylla]

Had a really physically and emotionally intense night Saturday and I’m still feeling the after effects today. I was fine and thought I slept it off after work yesterday but had a nightmare at the last minute that made me emotional again , fuck.

[dasva]

So Friday afternoon some guy driving a car for a used car lot rear ended one of our trucks like right before left work for the weekend. Someone called CHP so they showed up and said it was there fault but I guess no report was filed. So now talking to the lot owner and he's saying nope not gunna take care of this was our fault

[Tokitoki]

He rear ended your truck. Unless he can prove you're at fault with a camera or something, they're going to end up eating it with their insurance.

[dasva]

He rear ended your truck. Unless he can prove you're at fault with a camera or something, they're going to end up eating it with their insurance.

That's what I'm telling the boss but he's like well no police report filed or something. Well guess it wasn't exactly a rear end he hit one of the rear tires in a turn or something but he definitely ran into us and fuck we a 21' high truck

[Tokitoki]

That's different then. If they hit the side of the truck they could claim your driver swerved or something and they'd say it was shared fault. Either way, the dealership would still be on the hook for their portion, but you'll be on the hook too.

[dasva]

Pretty much what he is doing I guess. But like we had witnesses and the CHP sided with us at the time but thanks to no police report I guess we fucked

[Jefe]

Welp,need a root canal. ~fml

[Moss]

Pretty much what he is doing I guess. But like we had witnesses and the CHP sided with us at the time but thanks to no police report I guess we fucked

How did CHP not write a report?

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