Random Fail FWP Thread: You're here because you're sick of reading about Halo Top in the Win thread

[Yuri-G]

all we need now is halo top pizza.

[dasva]

[psychodwarf]

Tortino's thin crispy crust is my jam growing up! Like 4 for $5 last I checked. Not bad really for greasy comfort food.

I'll second whoever said Costco. Can get the 4 pack for iirc around 12-13 regular $10 on sale and they decent sized and perfect for adding toppings you want. Actually did that this weekend. Added some pepperoni and more cheese and a friend suggested putting pizza rolls on it... yeah didn't work that great

Costco for me too, but I never pass up Totino's for a quick snack. When I was little my dad worked at their packing plant in MN so he would always bring those things home by the case.

[dasva]

Best customer ever. Has been calling in for special runs a lot lately. Have a normal schedule run there on Tuesday... nobody was there. They call up in a panic needing immediate service. We go out of our way and do it. They aren't there again. They call up yelling at us like it was our fault

[Xno Kappa]

Just to double down on disgusting store bought frozen food. Was invited to my sister-in-law's house today for some "lasagna." Should've known better beforehand because I know they have no idea how to cook, it was disgusting store bought shit.

Seriously. Fucking can't stand people who try to defend this passable shit as edible. Now I have to safe face with an 8 month pregnant wife who keeps asking me "is everything okay?" And I can't flat out just tell her "No. This food is fucking disgusting!" For the next hour or two until we go home and I make my real dinner.

[Kalmado]

IDK bro, I got a soft spot for Stouffers Chicken Lasagna. But I am a semi bad person.

[dasva]

It kind of depends on what you are used to. I used to be ok with some frozen then I tried my step moms and there was no going back. Woman makes a spinach lasagna that you don't even miss the meat.

I feel for you Xno. Luckily I can claim diet nowadays otherwise people would know something was up right away by me not eating everything lol

[AoE]

Just to double down on disgusting store bought frozen food. Was invited to my sister-in-law's house today for some "lasagna." Should've known better beforehand because I know they have no idea how to cook, it was disgusting store bought shit.

Seriously. Fucking can't stand people who try to defend this passable shit as edible. Now I have to safe face with an 8 month pregnant wife who keeps asking me "is everything okay?" And I can't flat out just tell her "No. This food is fucking disgusting!" For the next hour or two until we go home and I make my real dinner.

Yo real question. Is there such a thing as frozen Spanish food? I need to know.

[Spicyryan]

Just to double down on disgusting store bought frozen food. Was invited to my sister-in-law's house today for some "lasagna." Should've known better beforehand because I know they have no idea how to cook, it was disgusting store bought shit.

Seriously. Fucking can't stand people who try to defend this passable shit as edible. Now I have to safe face with an 8 month pregnant wife who keeps asking me "is everything okay?" And I can't flat out just tell her "No. This food is fucking disgusting!" For the next hour or two until we go home and I make my real dinner.

Dude it's so easy to make some lasagna based dish without making annoying lasagna. That or some disgusting grocery store frozen platter.

Taking egg noodles or something and mixing it all together is easy and good. Could also cook lasgana noodles then mix up the filling and roll it up inside each noodle to bake it in sauce afterwards. The second being my preferred lasagna method because traditional lasgana is a waste of time.

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[dasva]

So because of so much going on today I had to go out. It's a giant purge for some winery that is a part of kendall Jackson. They tell us they weighted out 5 tons of paper and with what we did I believe it. So we leave early to try and get as much done before it gets hot because we starting a heat wave and that area is decently hotter than just a few miles south where we at. Yeah at 830 they tell us we have to stop for their weekly meeting/pat each on the back a thon but it comes with breakfast that they invite us too so yay. Except breakfast is pretty much just bagel sammiches with egg, cheese, sauteed bellpeppers, sauteed onions, and choice of bacon, ham, or turkey. Problem is I hate eggs... so all of that was a no go to me. And then had coworker pester me about it over and over. Why can't you eat those. I can't eat eggs. Well there's other good stuff. Yeah that's nice I can't eat eggs. Well eggs are good for you. English do you speak it mother fucker?

[Kalmado]

I can't eat eggs.

Why can't you eat eggs?

[dasva]

Why can't you eat eggs?

Because everything about the smell, taste and texture is revolting to me and if I try I eventually throw up. Just being around the smell much can be a no go sometimes

[Kalmado]

Because everything about the smell, taste and texture is revolting to me and if I try I eventually throw up. Just being around the smell much can be a no go sometimes

This news is saddening. I can't imagine no eggs. My super comfort sandwich is a mega egg and sausage with hot sauce. Oh man, now I want one....

[dasva]

This news is saddening. I can't imagine no eggs. My super comfort sandwich is a mega egg and sausage with hot sauce. Oh man, now I want one....

What's even sadder is if you think about how I know what happens if I keep eating something that makes me gag. tl;dr my step mom didn't believe I really couldn't eat them and as punishments growing up would make me eat entire plates. Throwing up wasn't the end either had to eat that too

[Kalmado]

What's even sadder is if you think about how I know what happens if I keep eating something that makes me gag. tl;dr my step mom didn't believe I really couldn't eat them and as punishments growing up would make me eat entire plates. Throwing up wasn't the end either had to eat that too

So uh...that may be called child abuse?

[dasva]

hmmm that was the 90s so yeah I think we'd transitioned past that being called parenting lol

[dasva]

So safeway had a sale on 93% lean ground beef. $2.88/lbs. Great deal just had to buy the 5 lbs pack. Get there and they switched the packs to 80% lol. Yeah naw that's about normal price for that. And the 93% was the normal price of ~$6/lbs. Of course I didn't bring the sales/coupon thing they sent me to show them they dun messed up. Also check there, Whole foods and target for some goddamn lime or even lemon juice. None of them had it. Fuck all that walking in 95 F weather

[AidenCarby]

Yo real question. Is there such a thing as frozen Spanish food? I need to know.

We don't talk about it.

[Xno Kappa]

I ever see a frozen mangu meal I'm slapping the manager with a platano.

[Abandon]

My family hails from Antigua. I heart my islander food. the closest is 2 hours away when im in washington, but here in Fallon? Google maps tells me 5+ hours to the nearest. fuck me, i need my curry goat