Random Fail FWP Thread: You're here because you're sick of reading about Halo Top in the Win thread

[Cream Soda]

He went to the hospital, but nothing serious. He just wanted to get checked out just in case.

I got the witnesses' info ready for him whenever I talk to him tomorrow.

[Yuri-G]

come into work today, first shift has done nothing - literally nothing - and then she leaves early.


yeah, she's not gonna be happy come Monday when her manager stops by.

[Rooney]

Come home from work... emergency water shut off due to leak in main water line, see email for more info. Don't get email. Talk to main office, turns out my ex (and ex-roomate) is the primary listed email address (he's been gone for ~9 months). Also turns out the crew doesn't work past dark, so they've got an hour to fix this. Last update was they haven't even found the leak yet, so I may have no running water over the weekend. Yeah sure, I'LL JUST NOT USE THE TOILET ALL WEEKEND.

Super pissed about the ex situation too... he's off the lease, turned in his keys, etc... wtf is he still listed as primary contact for???

[dasva]

So coworkers shooting the shit and talking about movies around here. I bring up Goonies was filmed close by... none of them know what that is. One even is mistaking it for The Birds because both were bodega. Gdi people I wasn't even 1 when this came out and you guys were grown and living here at the time

[Anoat]

So coworkers shooting the shit and talking about movies around here. I bring up Goonies was filmed close by... none of them know what that is. One even is mistaking it for The Birds because both were bodega. Gdi people I wasn't even 1 when this came out and you guys were grown and living here at the time

Generation gap when it comes to pop culture is a real thing. Watch any Fine Bros React music video if you want to rage. Teenagers don't know who anyone from the 80s or 90s are. The only adults who know anyone from the 2010s are the ones with kids.

[Yuri-G]

I personally am a fan of C. Zachary Chad and Grace McLady

[dasva]

Generation gap when it comes to pop culture is a real thing. Watch any Fine Bros React music video if you want to rage. Teenagers don't know who anyone from the 80s or 90s are. The only adults who know anyone from the 2010s are the ones with kids.

Oh that I would expect however these guys weren't kids though. I was the infant at the time they were the grown ones so I totally wouldn't expect them to know anything from the 2000s much but 80s fuck. Meanwhile they were talking about how they remembered Pollayanna was filmed here in town... ya know in the 60s

[BaneTheBrawler]

Come home from work... emergency water shut off due to leak in main water line, see email for more info. Don't get email. Talk to main office, turns out my ex (and ex-roomate) is the primary listed email address (he's been gone for ~9 months). Also turns out the crew doesn't work past dark, so they've got an hour to fix this. Last update was they haven't even found the leak yet, so I may have no running water over the weekend. Yeah sure, I'LL JUST NOT USE THE TOILET ALL WEEKEND.

Super pissed about the ex situation too... he's off the lease, turned in his keys, etc... wtf is he still listed as primary contact for???

fun fact, drains continue to work even if the water is shut off. all you need is a bucket and a source of water, clean or otherwise. fill bucket. pour bucket into top of toilet. flush.

for convenience, i would adopt the yellow mellow brown down philosophy until its repaired. it wont be fun, but you can at least poop in your own home.

[Guitarman]

Being sent to St. Paul first thing Sunday morning to huck boxes at 3am in 11 degree chill. wont get to go home until 23rd. 12+hour days, no days off until i leave.



People going to see a real pissed the fuck off Irishman in action real quick.

[Yuri-G]

Being sent to St. Paul first thing Sunday morning to huck boxes at 3am in 11 degree chill. wont get to go home until 23rd. 12+hour days, no days off until i leave.



People going to see a real pissed the fuck off Irishman in action real quick.

right in my neighborhood. come say hi! you know, between the 12 daily hours of freezing hell and such.

[Malithar]

My mom's 3 year old husky hasn't been himself for a few weeks. Multiple vet visits diagnosed everything from depression, nerves, allergic reactions (he was chewing his tail), skin disease, etc. Last week he really took a bad turn and was just laying on his side breathing heavily for hours at a time. Finally took him into town to the animal hospital and they diagnosed him with Chylothorax disease. They drained out the fluid in his lungs and he started doing a lot better. They did some more scans and junk over the past few days and told her today they discovered a large inoperable tumor in his chest near his lungs.

They haven't given her an estimate on how long he'll make it, but it's not sounding good. :/

[Guitarman]

right in my neighborhood. come say hi! you know, between the 12 daily hours of freezing hell and such.

Hah! Didn't expect a BGer to be there. I was wrong, actually Minneapolis. On Valley forge LN. I'll have to say hi. Always down to meet a fellow BGer.

[BaneTheBrawler]

we got a lot of MN folks. we're kinda scattered though. big state and all. i'm down by rochester.

[Guitarman]

Damn. Once in a lifetime to meet some of you.

[Rooney]

fun fact, drains continue to work even if the water is shut off. all you need is a bucket and a source of water, clean or otherwise. fill bucket. pour bucket into top of toilet. flush.

for convenience, i would adopt the yellow mellow brown down philosophy until its repaired. it wont be fun, but you can at least poop in your own home.

Actually knew that! But I had no chance to run any water before the shut off. Appears to be working this morning, but no info on if the issue got fixed or if they're gonna shut it off again. Filled up the tub just in case.

[psychodwarf]

Hah! Didn't expect a BGer to be there. I was wrong, actually Minneapolis. On Valley forge LN. I'll have to say hi. Always down to meet a fellow BGer.

Valley Forge runs North/South for a ways. Not far from my office though, West of Mpls in Golden Valley. Hope the visit isn't too bad. This time of year the weather could be worse. A LOT worse

[Ksandra]

I love Xmas shopping more than my wallet does. Gonna have to avoid restaurants for like two months. XD

[Yimoa]

Valley Forge runs North/South for a ways. Not far from my office though, West of Mpls in Golden Valley. Hope the visit isn't too bad. This time of year the weather could be worse. A LOT worse

Understatement..
Southsider for life, yo.
Family lives near airport, can see Mall of America from the front of my apartment building.

[djzombie]

My good friend's girlfriend cheats on him, they have two kids together, she breaks up with him, lets him think the relationship falling apart was his fault. Breaks up. We get an apartment together because he needs a place and can't afford one that has an extra room for his girls alone. And this two story townhouse is way better than the shitty single bedroom I can afford alone.

She only tells him about the affair after they've already broken up to make herself feel better.

Now, she begins spending the night on the weekends, he tells me nothing is happening, but he has always been a bullshitter.

I hear them kissing when she leaves yesterday morning because I paused my south park game on the living room tv and they didn't realize I was already up.

SO I stand up and look right at the both of them liplocked and shout "GOTCHA BITCH!!"

Not really, about that last part, but I would have liked to. I honestly don't give a fuck what he does it is just frustrating to share an apartment with a friend of 20+ years who lies to my fucking face. You're a fuckin adult, if you wanna be with the person that destroyed your life so she can do it again in a couple of years when she gets bored again, fine. But I shouldn't be forced to know this shit and put up with this cunt in my house.

Thanks for listenin BG fam, this is like the one place I could vent about this that I am sure it wouldn't get back to him.

[Brill Weave]

Not really, about that last part, but I would have liked to. I honestly don't give a fuck what he does it is just frustrating to share an apartment with a friend of 20+ years who lies to my fucking face. You're a fuckin adult, if you wanna be with the person that destroyed your life so she can do it again in a couple of years when she gets bored again, fine. But I shouldn't be forced to know this shit and put up with this cunt in my house.

Thanks for listenin BG fam, this is like the one place I could vent about this that I am sure it wouldn't get back to him.

If he's paying his share of the bills you get no say. Even if he is being a little bitch.