Random Fail FWP Thread: You're here because you're sick of reading about Halo Top in the Win thread

[Kalmado]

Below is from the accident that happened a few days back that I mentioned here. Word is the truck was doing 95-100mph in a 40mph, ran the light and clipped a Fusion, hit a mail truck turning it over, and then Arby's. Waiting for official charges, but hearing they are only getting reckless driving. The offender however has been cited before for no insurance. Can't wait to see the official charges. If indeed no insurance, I'm using this incident with people that only want cheap insurance.

[Zetanio]

You live in a place that gets snow and ice all winter and you drive a fucking souped up RWD car as your only car.

You deserve the ditches you drive into.

[Kalmado]

You live in a place that gets snow and ice all winter and you drive a fucking souped up RWD car as your only car.

You deserve the ditches you drive into.

None so far! But you're right. I had a Fusion, but banged a curb at the end of last winter causing $1500 of damage to a $2000 car so I sold it. I didn't plan well so I gotta figure out what I want to do. I only work 2 miles from home at least.

[dasva]

Psh tis but a scratch. That Arby's owner should stop being a bitch put a tarp over that and crank out some brisket

[Kalmado]

They were only down for a day. Really cool people work there and I have a fundraiser card that I get a free drink and fry/salad when buying any sandwich. Their chicken cordon bleu is really good.

[KuroTsuki]

Different Arby's, but reminds me of

https://youtu.be/s-mlPE8pxs4

[dasva]

Got a 3 pack of Nyquil at Costco. Sign said it was cherry. It's actually that crap green flavor. Also it was more expensive than the big bottle of Korbel brandy I also got there. Next time just use brandy as a cough suppressant/sleep aid I guess

[Yuri-G]

what the fuck is green flavor Nyquil, I have not heard of this and I'm not sure I want to

[dasva]

idk. It tastes weird it doesn't say what flavor that is supposed to be and I can't tell what it thinks it wanted to be other than terrible

[Yuri-G]

I had to google that. never seen it up here. I only ever see the purple/red (I assume that's "cherry"). if cherry is the "good" flavor then yeah I can imagine green must be nasty


the more you know *rainbow*

[Anoat]

I am god damn livid. Had tickets for Star Wars tonight at 11:20. Somehow our AMC fucked up and out of the 10 screens showing, only 3 were actually working. I was told the digital files were corrupted. This became apparent when they started having to cancel 7pm showings, but AMC never called or sent an email to inform me of this. Imagine my surprise when I get to the theater for my 11:20 showing at 10:45 and see a line out the door of people waiting in line for refunds. People were angry, children were in tears, they had police escorting out rowdy people. Spent 35 minutes in line to get a refund. They gave me a free pass to see another movie next time. They did as much as they could on the customer retention side, I'll give them that, but they can't give me back an opening night Star Wars. You just can't. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FUCK UP OPENING NIGHT STAR WARS. HOW THE FUCK.

[Twilight Sky]

I think it's high time I stop lying myself: The street has only been one way, and I am not being fair to myself by thinking it'll eventually be made into a two way street. So it's time to get off this street and back on to the highway.

[dasva]

I had to google that. never seen it up here. I only ever see the purple/red (I assume that's "cherry"). if cherry is the "good" flavor then yeah I can imagine green must be nasty


the more you know *rainbow*

Yeah I mean cherry isn't exactly awesome but when you have this weird green you wish you had cherry

[Moss]

I think it's high time I stop lying myself: The street has only been one way, and I am not being fair to myself by thinking it'll eventually be made into a two way street. So it's time to get off this street and back on to the highway.

Having issues with google maps?

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[Zetanio]

Having issues with google maps?

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Make 3 rights and a left.

[Kalmado]

Fail turned into win for my coworker. Her kids car stalled out so they had it towed to Firestone. They said he ran over a curb which made a hole in the oil filter and the motor seized. Sounded fishy so they had it towed to a different shop. They replaced the filter, filled it with oil, and drove it for an hour. It's fine.

Overall, fail on Firestone.

[Krazy]

Remember when Firestone's tires were killing people left and right?

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[Melena]

Yeah I mean cherry isn't exactly awesome but when you have this weird green you wish you had cherry

Dennis Leary did a skit on green NyQuil (forever known as the green death flavor) as you don’t care how bad it tastes because by the time you k ow it tastes bad you’re in a coma anyways

[Tyrath]

Cherry is the best Nyquil.

Green shit makes me gag.

[Kalmado]

Remember when Firestone's tires were killing people left and right?

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In fairness to the kid, it was a Sunday when it stalled and FS was the only place open. Still, FS sucks.

Dennis Leary did a skit on green NyQuil (forever known as the green death flavor) as you don’t care how bad it tastes because by the time you k ow it tastes bad you’re in a coma anyways

My wife laughs at me because I can do just about any shot of liquor but when I take NyQuil or store brand I'm gagging and quivering for a solid three minutes afterwords. I'd rather drink an entire bottle of apple cider vinegar than NyQuil.